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wild, then mulch with grass cuttings, apple peel, and decaying vegetables until ripe. Serve on a bed of wilted nettles.
    Apple Cobbler
    Take 3lbs of apples to a shoe repair shop...

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Acknowledgements

    Thank you to my editors Jennifer Stevenson, Sherwood Smith and the thousands of happy customers who have lost weight through the Possession Diet.
    And a special shout out to all those customers awaiting trial. Our thoughts are with you guys.

About Brick Crapper M.D
    Brick Crapper is a Colorectal Times bestselling author and an expert on alternative diets. He has SEVEN doctorates from the Internet’s leading universities and has appeared on countless television programs, often without his face blacked out.
    He’s the author of several groundbreaking diet books:
    The Crapper Diet: You Can Never HaveToo Many Laxatives
    Twenty Fun Things to Do with a Tape Worm
    Leprosy: the Scientific Way to Remove those Last 20lbs
    The Noro Diet: Making the Norovirus Your Friend
    He’s the winner of The Pullitzer Porcelain Award , the Prix de Deux Maggots , and The Yippee Award for Best Diet Book Written by a Left-Handed Resident of South Dakota Aged Over Forty!
    He’s the founder, CEO, and Head Scienteer of Crapper Clinics, the fastest growing weight loss chain ON THE PLANET.
    He was a judge on America's Idlest Loser .
    He’s also a family man, a devoted husband, and a friend to small furry animals everywhere.
    He’s Brick Crapper, M.D.

The Noro Diet

    Ugly fat, and quite a few carrots, removed in minutes!
    As used on cruise liners.
    Almost never fatal!
    Contains informative chapters such as ‘Now don’t wash your hands’ and ‘Five ways to get to the front of the bathroom line.’
    â€œI’ve never lost so much weight!” says Excited from Minneapolis. “Usually I hit a wall after a month and give up, but with this diet I can’t stop. It’s also saved me a fortune on rent as I now live in the bathroom!”
    Spring clean your gastrointestinal tract today with ... The Noro Diet — printed on recycled paper courtesy of Charmin .

Other Books by Chris Dolley
    In his spare time Brick publishes books under his nom du clavier , Chris Dolley.
  French Fried — $2.99
    â€” NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER —
    Animals behaving badly, other people’s misfortunes and the most bizarre true crime story ever. The international bestseller, French Fried, is the unfortunately true account of Chris Dolley’s first eight months in France and has been described as ‘A Year in Provence with Miss Marple and Gerald Durrell.’
    Just when Chris and Shelagh think nothing more could possibly go wrong, they discover that Chris’s identity has been stolen and their life savings - all the money from their house sale in England that was going to finance their new life in France - had disappeared. A bank account had been opened in Chris’s name in Spain to take the proceeds.　
    Then they’re abandoned by the police forces of four countries who all insist the crime belongs in someone else’s jurisdiction. The French say it’s an Irish crime as that’s where the money was held. The Irish say it’s French as that’s where all the correspondence came from. The British say it’s nothing to do with them even though forged British passports were used to open the bank account in Spain. And the Spanish are on holiday - and can’t even think about investigating any bank account for at least four weeks.
    So Chris has to solve the crime himself. But unlike fictional detectives he has an 80 year-old mother-in-law and an excitable puppy who insist they come along if he’s going anywhere interesting - like a stakeout.
    â€œThis was a fantastic read. It had me laughing so much that I nearly got relegated to the sofa! Once I had started reading this book, I could not put it down, I was even quite happy to miss my favourite TV