doing.
Curtis was a small, thin man, about five foot six. His body was almost bird-like and his head seemed disproportionately large in comparison to his slight frame. The little hair he had left was white and wispy, his eyes were watery and pale blue. He had hearing aids in both ears. He almost always wore suits but instead of a dress shirt he usually wore polo shirts or golf shirts under the suit jacket. Heâd been born and raised in Texasâhis home and headquarters were in Houstonâbut he didnât have a Texas accent and didnât wear a Stetson or cowboy boots. His shoes were soft, black Dr. Schollâs.
His first name was Leonard and they imagined his wife must call him Leonard or Len or Lenny or something, but the only thing they ever called him was Mr. Curtis. Most often when they met him he was alone but sometimes he was accompanied by a couple of lawyersâand the lawyers always called him Mr. Curtis, too. He was a miserable, miserly, sour old son of a bitch but he paid Bill and Marjorie so damn much that he could have beaten them with a hickory stick and they wouldnât have cared.
Curtis sipped his coffee, made a face as if it didnât taste right, and got down to business. âSo whatâs happening with Morris?â
Walter Morris was a circuit court judge representing the second judicial district in South Dakota. Circuit court judges in South Dakota ran for election every eight years but Morris was planning to retire when his term was up. This meant that Marjorie and Bill couldnât use campaign contributions to sway him. Morris also made a decent salaryâhe wasnât rich but he was comfortableâand didnât have any debt.
Nor did Morris have any vices that they had been able to find, such as cross-dressing or philandering. Marjorie even had Gordy look at his Internet history; if Morris had been looking at child pornography, they would have owned the judge for lifeâbut no such luck.
The problem with Morris was a pending case having to do with sales tax. One of the many businesses Curtis owned was a company involved in the transportation of refined petroleum productsâa pipeline, in other wordsâthat covered thirteen states, including South Dakota. It was a complicated case and the laws governing pipeline taxes were poorly written, but the bottom line was that the company hadnât been charging sales tax for some of its services and the state treasurer said they should haveâmeaning the company now owed back taxes. Curtis, naturally, didnât want to pay the back taxesâCurtis didnât want to pay taxes on anything âand he and two other pipeline companies filed a lawsuit. The next stop for the lawsuit was Judge Morrisâs bench. Win or lose, the case would go to the South Dakota Supreme Court, but Curtis wanted a win in Morrisâs court because he was confident the state Supreme Court wouldnât reverse Morris.
âHeâs been taken care of,â Marjorie said.
âHow?â Curtis asked.
âThe judge,â Marjorie said, âhas been looking online at condos in Palm Springs.â Gordy had discovered this while examining the judgeâs Internet history. âApparently he and the missus have a hankering to go south in the winter.â
âHow much will it cost me?â Curtis said.
âFifty-two,â Marjorie said.
âShit, is that all?â Curtis said.
It had actually been pretty easy to deal with Morris, a lot easier than Marjorie had expected. She simply sent him an email. In the email, she said sheâd heard that he was looking for a California condo, she included a link showing a condo that was much nicer than the ones heâd been looking at on the Internet, and said the owner might be willing to sell for fifteen percent less than the listed price. Curtis would pay the fifteen percentâwhich was about fifty-two thousand on a
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