Itâs cold and youâre almost out of everything.â
Harriet beamed at him. âHow utterly darling. He brings rum. Ree, I must get myself a nephew like him. How ever does one obtain one?â
Ree rolled her eyes. âDonât let the rum fool you. Itâs scant penance for all the woe heâs brought into my life. Fortunately for us all, Crash is one of a kind.â
Crash waggled his eyebrows at his aunt. âYou know you love me.â
She glowered at him. âUnfortunately.â
âIâve always meant to ask. What sort of a name is Crash? Is it a first or a family name?â Miss Walsh frowned at him. âThat canât be your real name, can it?â
âHis Christian name is Nigel,â Ree put in, âbut we started calling him Crash at a very young age, and it stuck so well that weâve just decided to forget there was ever anything else. As for family names, we donât deal in those. Itâs a bit of a tradition. But if you feel better calling him Nigelââ
âRefer to me as Nigel again,â Crash said with a raised finger, âand Iâll start calling you Catriona.â
His aunt made a face. âYou donât want him,â she explained earnestly to her friend. âHe talks back. And he only brings enough rum for a little glass here and there. Heâs hardly worth all the bother.â
But she gave him a proud smile.
And oh, he had been a bother. Never sitting still, always moving. Once, when heâd been a child scarcely old enough to learn his letters, heâd lived up to his assumed name. Heâd dashed around a corner in a store and ran headlong into a display of canned goods. Theyâd toppled to the ground with a resounding crash.
The shopkeeper had grabbed him up, shaking him viciously, calling him a good-for-nothing hell-bent bastard who would end his days in a noose.
âJust like your father,â heâd said. âBut then, you donât even know who that is, do you, you worthless little mongrel?â
His aunt had taken Crashâs hand and conducted him out of the shop.
âDonât you listen to him,â she had said, her voice shaking. âHe canât see you, not as you are. So donât you listen to what he says. Youâre good for anything you want to do. Youâll have to try harder, and youâll have to do it a little differentlyâbut donât you ever listen to him.â
Twenty-six years of donât you listen to him.
Every time someone crossed the street at the sight of him. Every time someone spat in his direction. When the vicar announced at Sunday service that unnatural attractions to men were a sign of moral turpitude. The morning when a well-meaning woman had sought him out in a crowd and earnestly explained that foreign heathens like him needed to learn of Christ and seek divine forgiveness.
For twenty-six years, his aunt had told him not to listen to any of them. After all sheâd done for him, a little rum was the least he could offer.
âYou know,â Miss Walsh put in, âif we could get this fine young man to play Marthaâs hand for us, nobody could use her to cheat.â
Three faces considered this contemplatively. Crash was fairly certain that all three women were considering the many ways he might choose to play Marthaâs hand.
âSpeak for yourself,â Ree said piously. âI never cheat. I win by skill.â
This was met with the raucous laughter it deserved.
Ha. Sheâd give up cheating the day she⦠No, he didnât want to think such morbid thoughts. His aunt was fifty-four; she had decades left in her, god willing. Sheâd taught him everything he knew about cheating. Cheating was the only way to win, and so she did it assiduously.
He sat and dealt.
âHe wonât do for a fourth,â Harriet said. âBut you know, Mayâ¦â
May frowned. âI know. Itâs been a year.
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