couldnât force him. It was hopeless.â
âSo you left him,â said Donna.
Suzy nodded.
âA week later, Iâd had enough. However I felt about Jaz, I couldnât live with him anymore. Oh, and you should have heard Julia and my mother. Between them, they must have said âtold you soâ at least a million times. Worst of all, they automatically assumed Iâd go running home to them. Tuh, Iâd rather have stuck needles in my eyes than do that.â Suzy shuddered. âAnyway, I was pretty miserable, as you can imagine. So I moved in next door, into the apartment above Feeâs. She was brilliant.â
âAnd Jaz stopped drinking,â said Donna.
âGood grief no, nothing so flattering.â Suzy swung her legs, idly drumming her heels against the side of the desk and pushing back her hair. âIf anything, he drank more . So that was it, our marriage was over, and I was single again. I went out on a few dates, half hoping it would make him jealous and kick-start him into getting his act together, but he was beyond all that. He couldnât have cared less.â She paused and checked her watch; the client was late. âAnyhow, six months later, Iâd started seeing this guy named Marcus, and one night, we bumped into Jaz in the bar at the Avon Gorge. He said he was glad I was happy and didnât I think it was about time we got a divorce? And Marcus said he thought that was a great idea, so Jaz put his lawyers onto it. He told me he had to go over to the States for a couple of months to work on an album but that by the time he got back, it would be all done. We didnât fight about money,â Suzy explained. âIt was all very amicable. So Jaz disappeared, the divorce went through, and ten weeks later, he came backâ¦and that was when we found out he hadnât been working on an album at all. Heâd booked himself into detox without telling a soulâsome clinic in the middle of the Nevada desert. And he did it,â said Suzy. âHe actually did it. And he hasnât had a drink since.â
âJust like that,â Donna marveled, her kohl-rimmed eyes wide. âEasy.â
âNot easy at all. But heâd made the decision for himself, without being bullied and blackmailed into it. And look at him now. If there was anyone Iâd have said could never do it in a million years, itâd be Jaz. But he did.â
âAnd what happened to Marcus?â
âOh, him .â Suzyâs tone was dismissive. âHe was only after me for my alimony. I chucked him a couple of months after Jaz got back.â
âWerenât you ever tempted? You know, to try again with Jaz?â
âThere was never really the opportunity.â Sighing, Suzy said, âIt wasnât long before he developed that malignant growth on his arm.â
Donnaâs eyes almost popped out.
âMalignant growth? I didnât know he had a malignant growth!â
Suzy pulled a face at her. âIâm talking about Celeste.â
* * *
The weird thing about putting a funeral notice in the paper was not having the faintest idea who would turn up. It was like sticking up posters advertising a rave, thought Suzy, and waiting to see what happened⦠Would the place be besieged by ten thousand teenagers ready to party, or would five grungy hippies pile out of a van, mumbling, âHey, man. Like, whereâs the action?â
Still, thereâd been a pretty decent turnout today. The chapel was full and no grungy hippies had turned up, which had to count as a bonus.
Not that this had cheered up Julia, her incredibly proper older sister, who could always be relied on to find something new to be offended about. Although, strictly speaking, Suzy amended, the thing currently upsetting her wasnât new at all; it must be thirty years old at least.
Behind them the rest of the mourners sang âAll Things Bright and