enough. They put their house on the market, but by this time, Jazâs exploits were so legendary that nobody else wanted to buy it.
âHeâs going to sue you,â said Fee, reading the letter from their neighborsâ lawyer, âfor devaluing his property.â
It was ten oâclock in the morning, and Jaz was drinking Stolichnaya, poured into a can of 7UP so that Fee wouldnât notice and start nagging again.
He closed his eyes. âHow can I get this bloke off my back?â
âYou could buy the house,â Fee suggested.
Would that solve all his problems? Somewhat hazily, Jaz decided that it would.
âOK, letâs do it. You sort it out.â
* * *
On their fourth wedding anniversary, and at her witsâ end, Fee gave him her ultimatum.
âYouâre always drunk. I canât carry on like this. Either you sort yourself out or Iâm leaving you.â
âNag nag nag.â Jaz sighed. âAnd you wonder why Iâd rather be with my friends than with you.â
Trembling, Fee stood her ground. âYouâre killing yourself. Will you stop drinking? Please?â
He pulled a face. Why did she always have to do this? âI donât want to stop. Iâm having fun.â
Looking down at Jaz in bed, Fee said sadly, âAre you sure?â
* * *
Fee moved out of the houseâ¦and into the one next door. This raised a few eyebrows, but since it suited her purposes and was convenient, she ignored them and carried on regardless. To occupy herself, she set about having the place converted into luxury apartments.
Jaz, vaguely put out by his wifeâs defection, decided sheâd only done it to annoy him. To get his own back, he taunted her with a succession of groupies, pretty young girls with bleached blond hair and adoring smiles.
âIf youâre trying to make me jealous,â Fee told him wearily one day, âit isnât working. I feel sorry for them, and I feel sorry for you. I certainly donât feel sorry for me.â
Chapter 3
Curtis and Co., Real Estate Agents, occupied a prime position in the heart of Clifton. With ten minutes to spare before her next appointment, Suzy was perched on the edge of her desk licking the icing off a white chocolate éclair from Charlotteâs Patisserie when Jaz stuck his head around the door.
âIs that how you recruit your customers nowadays?â He grinned and waved briefly at Donna, tap-tapping away at her computer.
âCertainly is.â Suzy bit into the éclair. Her eyes sparkled as she licked cream from her fingers. âWant to buy a house, sir?â
âThanks, but Iâve got plenty already, what with me being so rich.â
âYou can never have too many houses, sir.â
âGo on then, Iâll take a dozen,â said Jaz. âActually, Iâm on my way to the gym. Maeve asked me to drop by and invite you over for dinner tonight. Sheâs doing one of her specials.â
Suzy raised a skeptical eyebrow. âMaeve asked you?â
âOK, slip of the tongue. She told me. And you arenât invited around, youâre coming around,â Jaz amended. âSeven oâclock, donât be late.â He paused. âYou all right?â
The funeral was tomorrow. Hence Maeveâs concern, bless her. Suzy nodded.
âIâm fine.â
âActually, youâre not,â he told her cheerfully. âYouâve got icing on your chin.â
âNow I remember why I divorced you,â said Suzy, picking a pen off her desk and throwing it at him.
âIâve worked here for six months now,â said Donna when Jaz had left, âand I still donât know how you two first met.â
âNo? It was all thanks to my mother actually. Which annoyed her no end.â Suzy crossed one leg over the other and jiggled a high heel. âWe were in the car having this massive argument, and I jumped out. As you do. So she
1796-1874 Agnes Strickland, 1794-1875 Elizabeth Strickland, Rosalie Kaufman