accept my fake ID wasnât exactly the cleanest tattoo parlour in the city. In fact, the nervousness was worse than the pain of the needle. I snuck home that day feeling like a total criminal.
But that was last winter. Catherine and David still havenât noticed.
Jerks!
When the waiter comes, I quickly scan the menu for the highest-fat food I can find. Damn my mother and her stupid rules! Tonight, I just want to piss her off. I donât even care if I get fat. In fact, maybe that would be a great way to hit her where it hurts the most. I canât imagine anything worse for her than having a fat daughter.
âIâll have the fettucine alfredo, please,â I say, staring right at Catherine as I order. âAnd, could you ask the kitchen to make that with extra sauce? Thanks.â
Catherine frowns. That is, she tries to frown. Sheâs had so much Botox injected into her face that itâs hard for her to muster up much expression anymore. Talk about âdefacingâ your body! She thinks nobody knows sheâs had work done. Iâve even heard her bragging to friends about her ânaturalâ beauty. But I know better. Iâve seen her hurrying home to rest after her various peels and injections and treatments. If sheâs a natural beauty, then Iâm Marilyn Monroe.
âAnd you, madam?â asks the waiter, pencil hovering above his pad.
âGreen salad, dressing on the side. And the grilled salmon â no potato, just extra vegetables.â Her words are clipped and stern. Sheâs royally pissed.
The waiter scribbles the order onto his pad, then turns toward David.
âAnd you, sir?â
âVeal Marsala with baked potato,â he orders, handing back his menu.
Catherineâs shooting me a bitchy glare from across the table. I shoot it right back at her. The waiter turns to leave.
âSorry ⦠just one more thing â¦â I say, holding up a hand to stop him. âUm, I noticed you have a chocolate cheesecake on your list of specials. Iâll have that for dessert.â
âCertainly,â he nods and scribbles some more.
âà la mode.â
Catherine gasps. The waiter spins around and scurries back to the kitchen.
Once heâs gone, David clears his throat and pulls at his tie. Over the top of his collar, the veins on his neck are bulging through his skin like long, blue ropes.
âAhem ⦠well, Tabitha, as I was saying before ⦠I know we havenât been around much lately. Unfortunately, itâs not going to change any time soon. Thereâs been a lot going on at the office. Some people have been asking to see some of our old files and your mother has been helping me try to sort it all out. And Iâm afraid this could go on for a while yet ⦠just so you know.â
I shrug. âSo somebody wants to see your files. Why is that a big deal?â
David and Catherine exchange glances.
âItâs absolutely not a big deal,â he replies, shaking his head. âItâs just going to take some time to get everything straightened out.â
I watch in amazement as the veins in his neck bulge bigger and bluer until I honestly think his head is going to explode right then and there. Somethingâs wrong. I feel the hair on the back of my neck stand straight up â like a window has opened and a cool breeze has blown over my head.
âYouâre not in any kind of trouble, are you?â I ask, suddenly serious.
Catherine leans forward and points a perfectly manicured finger at me. âOf course your fatherâs not in trouble,â she hisses. âAnd weâre both working our butts off to make sure it stays that way.â
âFor Godâs sake, Catherine!â David growls, pounding his fist down on the table.
âI donât get it,â I say, shaking my head. âWhatâs going on with you guys?â
âItâs nothing for you to be worried