idea. Actually, two ideas.
First, I go to my closet and pull out my secret candy bag, which is filled with candy from birthday parties and Halloween and Valentineâs Day. Itâs basically filled with any candy that comes my way, and I donât even have to eat it to get the âfeel betterâ feeling it gives me.
I like to feel how heavy it is and gaze inside at the different colored wrappers. I like to dribble fun-size Snickers and Dum Dums and Jolly Ranchers through my fingers. Itâs like Iâm a pirate and the candy is my gold.
This morning, I dig around in my candy bag until I find my special cinnamon lollipop. The lollipop part is round, like a Ping-Pong ball, only itâs red instead of white. Its wrapper says, âWARNING! CONTAINS FIERY CINNAMON FLAMES!â, which is how I know what flavor it is.
I go downstairs and put the lollipop in my backpack.
Now for the second part of my idea. I root through the junk drawer until I find the long stretchy Ace bandage I like to use when Iâm wounded. I find Winnie, give her the bandage, and stick out my arm.
âWill you?â I ask.
âOh my gosh,â she says. âPlease tell me youâre not pretending to be Maxine.â
âIâm not!â
âAnd yet you want me to wrap your arm up like youâve got a cast.â
Yes. Well. But Iâm not pretending to be
Maxine
. Iâm just being someoneâmeâwith a broken arm.
Winnie snorts and takes the bandage. âForearm, elbow, or both?â
âBoth.â
Sandra glances over from the sink. Sheâs loading the dishwasher since Mom is upstairs with Baby Maggie. âWhy are you pretending to have a broken arm?â
âBecause of Joseph,â Winnie says, answering for me.
My face gets hot. âNo.â
âYeah-huh, because heâs getting all the attention and you want some, too.â
âNo! I
hate
attention!â
Winnie and Sandra look at each other. They laugh.
âSure, tiger,â Sandra says. âWhatever you say.â
I clamp my lips together. What Iâm going to say is nothing, because Iâm mad at them, because theyâve gotten me all confused again.
When I had the idea of bandaging my arm, I didnât think,
Ha-ha, and now I will steal all of Josephâs attention!
I thought,
Ooo! If I show up with a broken arm, then at least half the class will switch from Joseph and his red hat to me and my cast. Half will bother him, and half will bother me, which means the bothering will be split between us. Which means more of Joseph will be up for grabs. Yeah!
âHey, itâs your arm,â Winnie says. âYou can do whatever you want.â
I know I can, but she doesn't understand. Itâs not me doing whatever I want. Itâs me trying to even things out. I guess I wonât
mind
if everyone crowds around me and says, âOh no! Ty! Your poor arm!â I wonât yell at them or anything.
But Iâm almost totally positive that the
real
reason for my cast is to get more Joseph-time for me, and more Ty-time for Joseph. More Joseph-and-Ty-time, period.
Winnie circles the bandage up and over my arm. She tugs the end tight and tucks it under the top layer. âThere. Beautiful.â
Sandra comes over. She nods her approval and says, âWe should sign it.â
âOoo, yeah,â Winnie says.
Sandra grabs some Sharpies, plonks them on the kitchen table, and calls me over. Winnie joins us. Iâm still a little bit mad at Winnie for not knowing the truth of what's inside me, but I sit down with them at the table.
âL-o-l-aâ Sandra writes on the bandage, using fancy, loopy cursive.
âWhoâs Lola?â I say.
âItâs to give you an air of mystery,â Sandra says. ââWho
is
this Lola?â your friends will ask. âIs she French?ââ
Winnie puts her hand to her chest. âAnd youâll gaze off into the distance
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