just be the best. Probably because he has to be. His father, Mr. Joseph Ceepak, is the worst excuse for a dad I have ever met. Mr. and Mrs. Ceepak are divorced even though Mr. Ceepak refuses to believe it. Especially after Mrs. Ceepak unexpectedly inherited two point three million dollars from her spinster aunt. When Joe âSixpackâ Ceepak heard about that, he came sniffing around Sea Haven looking for his ex-wife, who, at the time, was living in a âsecure locationâ somewhere in Ohio.
You might wonder why Ceepak still lives in his dumpy one-bedroom apartment since his mom has all that money. I did. Until Ceepak told me, âI have not received financial assistance from either of my parents since I was sixteen, Danny. I do not intend to start now. It is her money. She should spend it as she sees fit.â
Ceepakâs dad, who never met a pile of money he didnât want to mooch, has, so far, kept the promise he made to us when I saved his sorry life at the same roller coaster where Dominic Santucci lost his. He has stayed out of Sea Haven. But his son tells me we need to be âextra vigilantâ and âstand guardâ since neither of us would be surprised if Joe Sixpack returned to Sea Haven to harass his ex-wife.
âWe hope for the best, Danny,â Ceepak likes to say. âBut we prepare for the worst.â
Like making sure his mom lives in a condo complex with 24-hour security guards and has an armed escort (her son) whenever she goes toilet brush shopping at Target.
âSo, how many rides do we need to check out?â I ask.
âAll of them,â says Ceepak with a grin. âMight take all week.â
âRoger that,â I say, because, okay, Iâve been hanging around Ceepak for way too long. Plus, Iâm happy to hear weâre going to be working together for a solid chunk of time.
My partner is dressed in his standard detective uniform. Khaki cargo pants, L.L. Bean Oxford cloth shirt, striped tie, and lightweight navy blue sport coat. He keeps his gold shield clipped to the front of his belt, his Glock in a small-of-the-back crossdraw holster hidden under the vent flaps of his jacket. His shoes? Sturdy black cop shoes except on the rainy days when he slips on his waterproof Army boots.
I donât get to play detective every day, so I wear my shield on a lanyard around my neck. I keep my Glock at my hip, cowboy style. But since I donât tuck in my blousy Hawaiian shirt, nobody sees it.
âWhat are you doing, Christopher?â
Phone call finished, Daddy Droid has returned to the booth next to ours. He looks furious.
âDrawing,â mumbles his son.
âOn the tablecloth?â
âItâs paper.â
âI donât care. Youâre making a mess.â
âShe said I could.â
âWho?â
âThe lady.â
âWhat lady?â fumes the dad, grabbing up the kidâs crayons as quickly as he can. âI donât see any âlady.ââ
The boy looks around the room. Canât find Donna. Iâm guessing sheâs in the kitchen, loading up another tray with twenty plates of food.
âSheâs not here â¦â
âBecause you made her up.â
âNo, she â¦â
âDonât lie to me, Christopher!â
Ceepak has heard enough. He slides out of the booth. Stands. He towers over Mr. Droid by at least a foot.
This should be fun.
7
âY OUR SON IS TELLING YOU THE TRUTH , SIR .â
âWhat? Who are you?â
âJohn Ceepak. Chief of Detectives. Sea Haven Police Department.â
âExcuse me,â says the dad, âbut this is a private, family matter.â
Iâm standing now, too. âDonna gave him the crayons.â
The dad shakes his head like heâs clearing out his ears. âWhat?â
âThe waitress,â says Ceepak. âHer name is Donna. She told your son that it would be perfectly fine for him to draw on