ordered. âWeâre going to need their help.â
CHAPTER 4
DAY ONE ⢠TUESDAY ⢠0850 HOURS
Roquefort Dupont, Lord of the Sewers and supreme leader of Washington, D.C.âs rat underworld, squeezed his hapless aideâs throat in an iron-clawed grip. âGnaw, sometimes you just plain disappoint me,â he snarled, thrusting his face so close that their whiskers nearly intertwined.
Gnawâs close-set eyes bulged in terror. His lone ear (the other lost long ago to Dupontâs razor-sharp teeth) quivered frantically as he struggled to free himself from his bossâs grip. He didnât know which was worse, having his air supply slowly cut off, or being so close to Dupontâs mouth. Fueled by a steady supply of garbage, his boss had the most rotten, rancid, repugnant breath of any rat in Washington. And Gnaw was getting a full blast of it.
âSorry,â he managed to croak, his eyes watering.
Dupont let go. Gnaw fell to the floor with a thud.
âYour turn,â said Dupont, whipping around to where Scurvy, his other aide-de-camp, cowered beneath the desk in the Library of Congressâs Reading Room. The skinny ratâs droopy whiskers shook in terror as Dupont used his long, hairless tail to smack the book that lay open between them.
Scurvy peered at the page. His brow puckered apprehensively. âUm, thatâs an N , right? Andâwait, donât tell me! An E , and thatâs a W . Letâs see . . . that spells, um . . . â
â âNew,â Scurvy, ânewâ! As in NEW York! As in the Big Apple!â Dupont shook his head in disgust. âIdiots! Iâm surrounded by idiots!â he complained. âI can see that Iâm just going to have to do this myself.â
Dupontâs tail began to thrash back and forth angrily. âDonât you two understand the importance of what Iâm trying to do here? Itâs time to take this game of rat-and-mouse to a whole new level. Itâs time to finally take what we deserve! And the only way weâre going to be able to do that is to beat those wretched small-paws at their own game.â
The rat leaderâs eyes gleamed fiery red in the shadows beneath the table. His aides drew back in alarm as their boss worked himself into a rage. âItâs time we rid the world of mice once and for all! And who better to do it than I, Roquefort Dupont?â He thumped his mangy gray chest with a powerful paw.
Gnaw began to chew anxiously on the tip of his tail.The boss was angry, and when the boss was angry, he took it out on his underlings.
Dupont stomped back and forth beneath the desk. âRat scum, she called me! Me, Roquefort Dupont, the descendant of royalty! The great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson of Camembert Dupont, who lived in a castle! Well, I wonât be insulted any longer! I wonât be kept down, held back, or pushed around. I will take my rightful place in this world, and she canât stop me!â
Gnaw and Scurvy exchanged a glance. Their boss was off again, ranting about Glory Goldenleaf. Ever since Halloween, he had become increasingly unhinged. His hatred for miceâand for Glory in particularâhad ballooned into an outright obsession.
âShe thinks rats are ignorant,â Dupont fumed. âAre we ignorant?â
Scurvy quailed. Gnaw pulled his tail out of his mouth cautiously. âUh, I dunno, boss,â he replied. âAre we?â
âOf course not, you useless garbage trawler!â screamed Dupont. âWeâre not ignorantâweâre illiterate! Donât you know the difference?â
Gnaw blinked, confused.
âIt means we canât READ!â Dupont thundered, thrusting his snout at him. Gnaw flinched, then popped his tail back into his mouth and began sucking it vigorously. âBut thatâs about to change,â