mum and dad arenât exactly the most romantic couple in the world, but then they have been married for sixteen-odd years. Dad often works late and takes patients after hours. The girl in his car was a nurse. Dad works in a hospital. He borrowed a nurse and then came home to pick up his stethoscope. Thereâs always a simple explanation.
Then why was she wearing red lipstick?
I close my viola book to practise my scales, while Harriet continues to whine and bark: do re mi . . . do re mi . . .
The simpler the melody, the more it sounds out of tune.
WILL
The next day, after school, Mia is waiting at the gate for me.
âWe need to talk,â she says, urgently. âItâs about what happened yesterday.â
âIf you want to borrow The Encyclopedia of Tennis , youâll have to wait.â
Mia frowns. âWhat you saw â my father and that girl â itâs not what you think.â
âYou mean, sheâs not his girlfriend?â
âDonât even say that word ! I want you to promise not to tell anyone.â
âBut I thought you said . . . â
âIâm sure thereâs a simple explanation for it. Meanwhile, you have to promise not to tell another living soul.â
âI promise.â
â Especially not my friends, okay?â
âI promise not to tell a single soul, especially not your friends.â
âBut how do I know I can trust you?â
âYou could hypnotise me. Truth serum. Mind-control drugs. If nothing else works you could pay me.â
But Mia isnât laughing.
â Please! â she says. âJust forget it ever happened.â
Two
MIA
âIâm fat!â says Renata.
âNo youâre not!â say Vanessa and I.
âYes I am. Iâm a big fat pig!â
âRenata! Youâre gorgeous!â
The school dance is only two days away so the three of us are desperately shopping. We are in T***** for the 20% Off Footwear and Clothing Sale . The reason I canât say the name of the store is because Vanessa says itâs humiliating. Normally, Vanessa wouldnât be caught dead in T*****, but because of the 20% Off Sale , sheâs decided to compromise.
âThe labels will come off easily enough,â she says. âBut no one must ever find out!â
We are in the changing rooms and Vanessa is lying on the floor, squirming around like a squashed lizard, trying desperately to pull on a pair of stretch-denim jeans. Renata and I are supposed to be trying on bras, but weâve been distracted by the size of our bums in the full-length mirror.
âCellulite at fifteen. How humiliating!â
âRenata!â
âOh well, time to start saving for liposuction.â
Buying a bra is one of those things you canât afford to stuff up, even at twenty per cent off. Bras are more than just underwear.
The bra you choose determines the shape of your boobs. And according to Vanessa, the shape of your boobs determines everything else. A bra has to feel right, look right and send off the right signals.
âYou want to generate interest,â Vanessa says, âwithout getting slobbered over.â
Renata and I wear regular bras, but Vanessa has a bra for every occasion. She has black lacy ones, plunging ones, see-through, boob tubes, strapless, you name it. (She has silky ones for special occasions, and she desperately wants one of those pump-up wonder bras, for extra cleavage.) Vanessa can get away with stuff like that. Sheâs got a great body and she knows it. She has that modelâs way of walking, where she holds her head up and pulls back her arms until her shoulderblades are almost touching. Vanessa wants to be a supermodel and sheâs the kind of girl who could pull it off. Sheâs confident. Sexy. She knows how to smile. Sheâs up-front and totally uncompromising.
With most of the button-fly done up, Vanessa drags herself into a standing position and starts