hair looks okay. Shorter than I wanted, but okay. Good enough. Ricki trims the hairs on the back of my neck. Heâs finishing up. Iâm almost in the clear. He neatens the sides, but then, before I know it, heâs shaving up and around my ears! I feel the buzz of the shears against my skull. Ricki is giving me a mohawk!
. . . Just a trim, thanks . . . Just a trim, thanks . . .
In desperation, I try tilting my head away, but Ricki simply pushes it back up again.
âWhat do you think?â he asks when heâs done.
I nod, and in the mirror the guy with the brain-surgery haircut nods grimly back at me.
MIA
âI hate my hair!â
âMia! You donât mean that.â
âYes I do. Itâs driving me crazy. I feel like getting it all cut off.â
Vanessa looks horrified. âDonât even joke about it. You have gorgeous hair!â
Renata agrees. âI wish I had your hair, Mia.â
âItâs all dry and frizzy. This morning when I woke up, there were at least five strands on my pillow! I swear, Iâm going bald!â
âMushrooms,â says Vanessa. âYou have to eat more mushrooms.â
âI donât like mushrooms. Do you know where those things are grown?â
âHow about wheatgerm and honey, as a conditioner?â
âSure. So I wake up screaming in the night, being attacked by a swarm of ants.â
âEggs.â
âToo stinky.â
âTofu.â
âTofu?â
âYeah. Iâm not sure what youâre meant to do with it, though.â
I am kneeling beside the ironing board while Renata combs my hair into place. Vanessa licks her index finger and it sizzles as she touches the hot iron.
âReady?â she says.
âDo I really need this?â
âMia! Ironing your hair is like ironing your clothes. No one likes wrinkles.â
Vanessa presses the iron down on my hair and a shot of hot steam scorches my scalp. I scream out in pain and Renata shrieks in sympathy. When I look up at Vanessa, sheâs smiling her most sheepish smile.
âWoops,â she says, switching the iron from steam back to wool .
WILL
When my little brother Dave sees my haircut, he laughs himself stupid.
âWhat happened, Will? Did you have a fight with a lawnmower?â
âGood one, Dave.â
âAnd the lawnmower won, Will!â
âLooks like it, Dave.â
âThe lawnmower won, Will! The lawnmower won!â
Dave doesnât mean any harm by it. Itâs just his crazy sense of humour. Four years ago, when he was nine years old, Dave dived into a swimming pool and hit his head on the bottom. Heâs a paraplegic now, so heâs stuck in a wheelchair for the rest of his life. Itâs good that he still has a sense of humour. Laughing is probably what keeps him sane.
A lot of people who meet Dave think there must be something wrong with him â more than just his legs, I mean. There were doctors who said the damage to his spine had affected him mentally and others who said his brain was still okay. The way Dave thinks and acts is pretty different from other kids his age. But thereâs nothing wrong with him. Since his accident, a part of Dave has stayed the same. Heâs thirteen now, but itâs like a part of him is still nine years old. When some people meet Dave they feel really sorry for him, which is pretty stupid. The truth is, heâs happier than most people I know.
Dave is reading The Encyclopedia of Tennis from cover to cover. I donât know how much of it he actually reads, but he certainly enjoys talking about it.
âWill! Will! Iâm up to Bjorn Borg! I read Boris Becker and now Iâm up to Bjorn Borg! Itâs got all about him! He was the best, Will! He was heaps better than you!â
âNo way, Dave! I could beat Bjorn Borg blindfolded. I could beat him in straight sets: 6-0, 6-0, 6-0.â
âYou COULD NOT , Will! Youâre a liar,
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