food by living on stored-up fat and then on muscle. But no one can go much more than four days without water.
Itâs Sparky who asks the question weâre all thinking: âDad, what will happen if we canât get the water?â
I went to my room, which I shared with Sparky, whose real name was Edward, but I called him Sparky because his hair grew straight out from his head as if he was always touching something electric.
Wondering how bad the spanking would be, I sat on my bed, tugging at the hair behind my ear, too miserable to look at comics or play with my plastic army men. The paddleball racket was a given. When I was younger, Dad used to spank me, and then Sparky, with his hand, but one day he hurt his wrist and couldnât play tennis for a few weeks, so now he spanked us with the wooden paddle, which hurt like the dickens.
The bedroom door began to open and I tensed, but it was only Sparky. He pretended to look for a toy on his shelf, but I knew heâd really come in to see how I was coping with the stress. He kept glancing at me out of the corner of his eye.
âDadâs really gonna give it to you. Youâre not supposed to steal.â
âGet lost.â I picked up
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magazine and pretended to read it. The black and white enemies in âSpy vs. Spyâ used the same round black bombs with fizzy fuses that Boris Badenov used against Rocky and Bullwinkle on TV.
âMom says she doesnât know what sheâs gonna do with you.â
That didnât sound right. Taking the cheesecake was the first bad thing Iâd done in months. âNo, she didnât.â
âYes, she did,â Sparky insisted.
âLiar.â
âNuh-uh. She said, âI donât know what Iâm going to do.â And her eyes got red and watery.â
That sounded ominous. Was it possible that even I didnât know how bad what Iâd done was? Iâd done bad stuff before, like the time Puddinâ Belly Wright and I threw dirt bombs at the back of Old Lady Lesterâs freshly painted garage, or the time I dropped Sparkyâs brand-new rubber football down the storm drain because he wouldnât share his double-stick cherry ice pop.
But Iâd never stolen before. Could stealing mean youâd crossed the line into juvenile delinquency and there was no going back? Could it mean Iâd have to be a hood from now on and wear a leather jacket and heavy engineer boots all summer and pretend to be tough even though I knew I wasnât very tough at all? Would I be the only kid on the block who was a hood, and none of my friends would be allowed to play with me? Just thinking about it made me want to cry.
âGo away or youâre gonna get hurt,â I warned Sparky.
He left and I felt tears of regret slide down my cheeks. Why had I listened to Ronnie?
When the door opened a few moments later, I thought it would be Sparky again, but Dad came in, wearing a dark-green suit. I sniffed loudly, hoping heâd see my red eyes and tear-streaked cheeks and know how remorseful I was and that Iâd clearly learned my lesson and therefore really didnât need to be spanked.
The good news was he didnât have the paddle, but that could have been because he wanted to change clothes before he spanked me. Dad never did work around the house in his business clothes. He always changed into dungarees and a sweatshirt first. And that included when he punished us.
I pulled my knees up under my chin and tried to squeeze a few more tears of remorse out of my eyes. Sitting across from me on Sparkyâs bed, Dad looked serious, his jaw dark with five oâclock shadow, which was something gangsters and men who were desperate or crazy often had on TV.
âYou know youâre not supposed to steal,â he said.
I nodded, blinked hard, and sniffed loudly again. At the same time, I tried to estimate how many swats with the paddle I might get. The last time Dad
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