birthday
Terrible thing. Somebody stole the Columbus comic book. I said, âWhoever did it, just put it back,â but nobody did. So after school I took the whole library down and shoved it in the closet and locked it. The kids noticed right away the next morning.
âI told you if you stole from me, Iâd take it all back. Iâm not a liar.â
âThatâs not fair,â one girl complained. âWe didnât
all
steal the book!â
âNo, Iâll tell you whatâs not fair. My working Saturdays so that you can read real literature and then having the books stolen from under my nose. Thatâs
really
not fair. I only share with
friends
. Iâm not going to leave my personal possessions out when I canât trust the people Iâm with. Would you?â
Nobody answered. I passed out the reading textbooks. The children complained noisily. âYouâre getting what the rest of the school gets,â I reminded them. âI donât see whatâs the problem.â
The mood was grim for the rest of the day. I thought,
They have good taste. They know this is boring.
But Iâm worried. What if I never get the book back? Am I going to have to teach reading like this all year? I have to be consistent with my threat, or they will never believe me again. Iâll have no discipline. I wonât be able to teach anything.
GOD, KID! GIVE ME BACK THE STUPID BOOK AND LET ME TEACH YOU THE BEST WAY I KNOW HOW!
Iâm so disappointed. It was a struggle not to cry in front of them.
October 7
Still no Columbus comic. I wore an ugly blue polyester suit, very cold and businesslike. We worked from textbooks all day. If they want a typical classroom experience, theyâre going to get one!
After school, Valerieâs mom came to see me in the office. âValerieâs been depressed since you took the books down,â she said. âIâm going to insist you put them back up.â
âIâm sorry sheâs depressed,â I said. âFrankly, Iâm pretty depressed myself. But you are not in a position to insist I put the books back. The books belong to me, not the school, and Iâm not going to put them up until I feel the children can be trusted.â
âAre you saying you donât trust the children?â Her eyebrows raised.
Her eyebrows really raised when I answered, âAbsolutely not! They are ten years old! They are still learning right from wrong.â
âWhy havenât you taught them right from wrong?â she asked angrily.
âIâve imparted as much morality as I feel I have theauthority to impart, but seeing as itâs only been a month, I doubt if anyoneâs ready to receive the Nobel Peace Prize.â
âI take them to church. My baby doesnât steal.â
âIâm sure thatâs wonderful,â I said. âI certainly donât mean to imply that Valerie took the comic book, Mrs. Jackson. Please donât take this personally. Iâm delighted that Valerie has enjoyed the library, and nobody would be happier than I to return it. But it is my prerogative. If you would like to work every Saturday to create a library that may or may not disappear, piece by piece, I welcome you to do so. I choose not to. Until I am given a reason to change my mind, Valerie will get what the school has entitled her to, what all the other fifth graders get, and if you wish to supplement it, go to the public library.â I felt cold, but I was truly very angry. She insists that I put the books back! God, these parents donât have a clue!
Surprisingly, Valerieâs mom softened. âAs long as you donât think
she
took it.â
âI can tell you really care about your daughter,â I remarked. âIf everybody cared about their kids this way, maybe we wouldnât be having this conversation.â I wasplacating her, but I didnât want to fight anymore. Go away, feel better,
Brenna Ehrlich, Andrea Bartz