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investigation and is considering all possible causes.
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    Eyewitnesses reported hearing a loud bang immediately before seeing flames and smoke pour from the plane’s starboard engine. One passenger, who declined to give his name, said: “It was a sharp metallic clank, exactly as if a cheap B&Q spanner had become caught up in the works. It was absolutely terrifying. I’m telling you, the sooner all air travel is banned and our airports are grassed over and turned into nature reserves the better.”
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    From: Bill Geddes
    To: Kazu Makino
    Sent: 5 January 2009, 13.38
    Subject: Re: yikes!
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    I’m in shock. I was really taking the piss out of him earlier. Feel terrible now. Should I go to Stansted and see how he is?
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    From: Kazu Makino
    To: Bill Geddes
    Sent: 5 January 2009, 13.40
    Subject: Re: yikes!
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    Stay put. He’ll be up to his neck in trauma counselors. Call him though.
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    From: Neil Godley
    To: All Staff
    Sent: 5 January 2009, 14.01
    Subject: normal service is resumed!
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    I am now back at my desk. Anyone who would like to inspect my “trim” can visit me in my basement cubby!
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    From: David Crutton
    To: Kazu Makino
    Sent: 5 January 2009, 14.14
    Subject:
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    I’ve just had a call from our Esmée Éloge client. They’re waiting for the meeting to start. Where the hell is your boss?
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    From: Kazu Makino
    To: David Crutton
    Sent: 5 January 2009, 14.15
    Subject: Re:
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    He was on the plane that caught fire at Stansted. Sorry, I should have told you, but things went slightly headless-chicken when we found out. Bill talked to him. He’s pretty shaken up but physically fine.
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    From: David Crutton
    To: Kazu Makino
    Sent: 5 January 2009, 14.16
    Subject: Re:
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    That’s good news. So which flight is he on? I’ll call the client and let him know.
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    From: Kazu Makino
    To: David Crutton
    Sent: 5 January 2009, 14.18
    Subject: Re:
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    I think he’s gone home. According to Bill, he’s too shocked to fly anywhere.
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    From: David Crutton
    To: Kazu Makino
    Sent: 5 January 2009, 14.19
    Subject: Re:
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    Best piece of advice I ever got: when you fall off your bike, get straight back on. Tell him I’ll be writing “sissy boy” at the top of his next appraisal.
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    From: David Crutton
    To: Dotty Podidra
    Sent: 5 January 2009, 14.24
    Subject:
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    Book me on earliest flight to Rotterdam.
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    From: Dotty Podidra
    To: David Crutton
    Sent: 5 January 2009, 14.25
    Subject: Re:
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    You’ve got your anger-management session with Fabio at 3.30. You said before Christmas that whatever happened not to cancel it.
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    From: David Crutton
    To: Dotty Podidra
    Sent: 5 January 2009, 14.26
    Subject: Re:
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    Cancel it. Book ticket. Unless you want to see me very fucking angry.
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    From: David Crutton
    To: Janice Crutton
    Sent: 5 January 2009, 14.28
    Subject: sorry
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    Won’t be home tonight. Got to fly to Rotterdam to present the most ridiculous list of celebrity names I have ever seen. If it’s any consolation, the meeting will almost certainly be the end of my career. I’ll call you.
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    From: Róisín O’Hooligan
    To: All Staff
    Sent: 5 January 2009, 14.37
    Subject: delivery
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    Got a guy in a helmet standing in front of me. He’s got a package for Tony Blair. Is he working here now (honestly, nothing surprises me about this place anymore) or has bike man screwed up?
    Róisín
    Reception
    PS: Bloody tree. Still bloody here.

Tuesday
    Mood: slurpy
    blogass.co.uk
Posted by Veiko Van Helden
06/01/09, 02:31 GMT
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    Dethrush take Jisalmi by storms!
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    The greatest gig ever! Yes, reader, we conquer Jisalmi making day when Dethrush crown Finland biker-cheesy-power-metal kings soon come. This were the highlightings:
    â€¢ Aadolf break 24 drum stick. New world records!
    â€¢ Bass Bastard Alpo drink too many Bud before show and pee himself! His trouser plastic so