one of her own making, and it wasnât the kind of cage she and Max McKenzie had both tacitly referred to. She was glad they had both laid those cards on the table. She was aware of his interest in her and knew he was male enough to read her responses. Her initial interest in him had been purely for her sisterâs benefit. His initial interest in her had been because of that ridiculous ad.
Any further curiosity they might be feeling toward each other was going to have to be curbed after their luncheon was over. But it wouldnât hurt to enjoy this short time in his company, she decided.
âWhat ⦠what other strange jobs have you researched so far?â she said, caught up in a need to fill the heavy silence.
âOh â¦â He appeared startled by her question. âPig shaving.â
She laughed. âIâm not sure I believe you.â
âItâs true,â he protested. âSomeone advertised for an experienced pig shaver. That really caught my attention.â
Jeanie lifted her elbows and sat back so the waiter could refill her coffee cup. When he had topped off Maxâs as well, she asked, âAnd did you take that job for the experience too?â
He shook his head. One black curl fell forward on his brow. He shoved it back absently. Her fingertips tingled. Her insides quivered. She frowned and made a fist in her lap, pressing it against her lower abdomen where the quiver had been worst.
âWhen a job calls for experience I donât have, I level with the employer, explain what it is Iâm doing, and sometimes get permission to observe the one who is hired. The chicken-catching position didnât demand experience, so I gave it a try.â
âWhat does a pig shaver do? I mean, I realize it sounds pretty self-explanatory, but how do you get the pig to stand still, and why would anybody want one shaved?â
âDead pigs donât wiggle,â he said, and for some reason, maybe his deadpan delivery, her laughter gurgled up uncontrollably, making him scowl.
âIâm sorry. Iâm not laughing at you. Not really. It was your⦠delivery. So profound.â To her disgust, another spurt of laughter broke free. âDead pigs donât wiggle,â she said. âSounds like the title of a bad mystery novel. Do you write fiction, too, Max?â
âNo,â he said, ânot so far, anyway.â Then, after pouring several envelopes of sugar into his coffee and stirring briskly for several moments, he looked up and caught her gaze.
âTell me,â he said, leaning back and looking at her quizzically. âWith that ad, and the way it was phrased, to say nothing of your placing it on the ExecNet instead of in the classifieds of the daily papers, did you have any takers at all?â
She sighed. âYouâre determined to talk about the ad, arenât you?â He nodded. âDo you always get your own way?â
âNot always,â he said, but she doubted the truth of that. He probably didâwith those eyes and that smile, almost assuredly. âAm I going to, this time?â
âYes,â she said resignedly. Why not tell him a little about it, just to help him with his research? Maybe then heâd drop the subject. âIâweâgot more than a dozen the first week we ran it; after that, it tapered off a bit, but it still garnered responses every time I sent it out.â
âYou ran it weekly. None of the candidates were suitable?â
She chuckled. âWildly unsuitable, if you want the truth, though not one actually smelled bad.â
Max had to smile at her response. âDid you expect respondents to apply looking unkempt and with dirty feet?â
âI certainly didnât check out any feet.â
He liked the sound of her laugh. Liked it more than he should, but still wanted to elicit it again. âHow about finger nails? Behind the ears? Did you ask if they flossed
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