man gets sent to Congress. I hate to think of whatâs going to be left of us when Webb Breckenyear and Woody Guest get done dribbling the Senatorâs head on the table like a basketball.â
The Senator came in grinning. âNo way to talk about me behind my back, Les.â
Suffield turned a dismal glance on him. âIâm glad you think itâs funny.â
âNothing cheers me up like enthusiastic optimism.â The Senatorâs tough gold-flecked eyes pivoted to Spode. âHowâre they hanging, Top?â
âLoose and shriveled,â Spode replied. The Senator had called him Top for twenty years. It was a habit Spode had stopped trying to break him of.
Senator Alan Forrester walked into his private office and peeled off his topcoat. Went around behind the big desk and pawed through the litter of papers to see if anything had been added to it in his absence. Spode strolled into the office behind Suffield and sank into a chair. The Senator pulled his chair out and said, âGod, what a grim day.â
The Senator had a deep tan, made ruddy by the chill wind outside, and all his bones were big. His patrician good looks masked a hide as tough as a dollar steak. He had the Forrester grin that, on the face of his eminent father, had appeared eleven times on the covers of Newsweek and Time when the old man had owned this Senate seat. There was a lot of the old man in the young Senatorâand of the grandfather who had come to Arizona in the 1880âs with a Yorkshiremanâs canny acquisitiveness and in twenty years had built an empire of mines and ranches and railroads. But Alan Forrester was his own man and nobody had known that better than the late Senator Hayden Forrester.
The Senator sat with one arm hooked over the back of his chair. He had enormous handsâbut Spode had seen how gently they held newborn calves and votersâ babies. The creases that bracketed his mouth had grown deeper since Angie had died.
The Senator said, âReport, Top.â
âI ainât got much.â Spode admitted it apologetically, spreading his palms.
âSuch as it is, letâs have it.â
âI spent two hours over at the Rayburn, standing in line in Webb Breckenyearâs waiting room. The old bastard ought to sell ticketsâheâd make a fortune. For a senile politician with a two-horse constituency heâs got a fan club canât be beat.â
âLobbyists or down-home folks?â
âLobbyists. Panting around for scraps from the pork barrel.â
âDid you talk to him?â
âLetâs say he talked to me.â
âGet anything?â
âAfter he asked after you with plenty of affectionate chuckles, he made it clear the Honorable Webb Breckenyear is still Chairman of House Military Appropriations, and until the pit-viper liberals and the pinko-pacifist disarmamenters pass a Constitutional Amendment putting military affairs in the hands of Junior Senator Alan Forresterâand I emphasize âJuniorââuntil that time, the Constitution provides that military appropriations are the bailiwick of the House in general, the Committee in particular, and Webb Breckenyear in person. I think Iâm quoting him more or less verbatim.â
âIn other words, no dollar figures.â
âFor a wild-eyed revolutionary radical redskin like me it wouldâve been easier to get General Custer to pin a patriotism medal on Sitting Bull.â
The Senatorâs face hardened. âIs that the way he treated you, Top?â He sat up straight.
Spode waved his hands. âForget it. I donât want to start a civil-rights sit-in on the old curmudgeonâs doorstep. Forget I said it.â
âNo.â
âI wish you would. Maybe Iâm just using it as an excuse because I didnât get anything out of him.â
The Senator settled back slowly in his chair. âIâm sorry you had to waste your