on.â
âThe Court nominee?â
âTheyâre taking the vote. Heâll be back, I guess, if the Dixierats donât start a filibuster.â
âIâll wait.â Spode parked his briefcase and shrugged out of his coat. His brown suit needed pressing. He unbuckled the galoshes. âLes, you wouldnât have another half-sandwich you could spare?â
âHelp âself.â Suffield proffered a waxed-paper wedge. âIâm supposed to be on a diet anyhow.â He was a big florid man, shaggy with a soot-gray pelt, but his eyes were clever like a terrierâs.
When Spode walked over to him the open buckles of his galoshes chinked like Mexican spurs. He unwrapped the sandwich and held the waxed paper under his wide blunt chin to catch crumbs while he ate. âWhereâs Gloria? Lunch hour?â
âGone for good. Buying her trousseau.â
âI forgot.â
âHe still hasnât hired a replacement.â
âFigures,â Spode said. He always took sergeants for granted, too.
âI think Iâve got a girl lined up,â Suffield said. âRemember Veronica Tebbel?â
âRonnie Tebbel? Sure. Isnât she still running the home office? What makes you think sheâs willing to move back East and take a demotion to common secretary?â
âI asked her, son. Thatâs the first rule of detective investigation. You spooks could save a lot of sweat if you remembered once in a while that the easiest way to get an answer to a question is to ask it.â
âUs investigators donât look at it that way,â Spode said. âUs investigators figure the less questions you ask, the less you get lied to.â
âWhich may explain why you never find out anything worth knowing.â
âIt could explain that, come to think of it.â
Suffield settled a wistful glance on the empty chair behind the secretaryâs desk. âSic transit Gloria,â he said.
âOh Christ.â Spode crumpled the waxed paper in his fist, launched the wad toward the wastebasket, and missed by two feet.
Suffield said with mild interest, âFor a spook with your second-story history, youâre about the most spastic excuse for a human being I ever saw.â
Spode leered at him. âWhite man, you want to go five rounds with me, Iâll call the gym and tell the medics to stand by to haul your carcass away.â His look traveled up and down Suffield. âGod knows you could use the exercise. Look at the gut on you.â
âSure, Jaime. A nice fair fight. My high-school boxing and your karate.â
Spode snorted and went over to put the wadded waxed paper in the basket. âKarate. Christ.â
âDidnât they teach you that stuff in the spooks?â
âYouâve been looking at television.â
âNo, Iâm serious.â
âMaybe we learned a little hand-to-hand. It was a long time ago.â
âDid the Senator get the same kind of training?â
âThe Senator wasnât in the spooks with me.â
âThe hell he wasnât. He told me about it once.â
âThat was military counterintelligence. A thousand years agoâKorea. We were kids, it was one of those games they told you to play when they put the uniform on you.â
âBut you stayed in and he didnât.â
âBecause heâs got brains and money and Iâm dumb and poor and anyhow what else could I do? Youâre right, you do like to ask questions.â
âLetâs swap jobs, then. You be the Senatorâs aide and Iâll be his investigator.â
âForget it, I know when Iâm well off.â
âThen youâre not as dumb as you look.â The corners of Suffieldâs wide mouth turned down. âSometimes I feel as if Iâm wet-nursing a mental retard. Will Rogers must have had our private Senator in mind when he said every now and then an innocent
1906-1998 Catherine Cookson
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