three of us set off for the Hall.
âHow did you get back here from school, Harry?â said Mum. I had been thinking the same thing. It had to be at least fifty miles away.
âI took the bus,â he said. âIâm not stupid.â
Mum leaned in and whispered, âJust think! He could have been abducted, for heavenâs sakes. The country is full of perverts these days.â
âBe quiet, Mother!â I whispered.
âBut it was a jolly good thing I did escape,â Harry went on. âBecause someone had to keep an eye on the enemy.â
âThatâs true,â I said.
âThat man with the limp was waiting for you for ages,â said Harry.
âWhat do you mean, waiting ?â I said sharply.
âHe waited until you were picking the sloes.â Harry laughed. âI saw you fall into the bog. You were really lucky you werenât eaten by alien worms with piranha-sharp teeth!â
âI wonder why he was waiting for us,â Mum mused.
âTo see you, Mum,â I said. âRemember? He wanted to tell you about the rolling stock depot and discuss your options?â
âWhatâs rolling stock?â Harry asked.
âLetâs talk about this later, Mum,â I whispered.
Harryâs eyes widened. âLike somewhere to store ammunition and bombs? Like a factory?â
âNo, nothing like that,â I said. âHarry, why donât you tell me about the dormice? Where do they live?â
âOh! They live in Cavalier Copse. Theyâre arb ⦠harb ⦠arb ⦠they live in trees and hedges.â
âArboreal?â I suggested.
âYes!â Harry beamed. âWilliam says they travel from tree to tree and never touch the ground. Theyâre going to hibernate now until April.â His face fell. âWilliam says they build their nests in hollow trees and roots but ⦠what if all the trees are cut down?â
âThey wonât be,â said Mum grimly. âNot if I have anything to do with it.â
âTell me what the dormice like to eat,â I said, hoping to distract him.
âInsects,â said Harry. âBut hazelnuts are their favorite.â
As we walked up to the stile at the top of the field, Harry chattered happily about the Honeychurch dormice, and for a while âthe enemyâ and boarding school were forgotten.
Suddenly, the five-bar gate in the corner was thrown open and a herd of Devonshire Red Ruby cows and their calves drifted in.
âCows.â I looked over at Mum and said pointedly, âI told you there were cows in this field.â
âOh! Quick. Hurry!â Harry clambered over the stile. âWilliam told me that the cows who have babies donât like us in their field. He said that a holidaymaker was trampled to death last summer whilst walking his dog.â
âThatâs horrible,â I exclaimed.
âI heard about that,â said Mum. âApparently, he panicked and started to run. You should never run away from cows, especially if they have calves.â
âSo says the country girl,â I joked as I helped Mum over the stile and we both jumped down on the other side.
âYou forget that when I was a girl I spent every summer in the country,â Mum declared.
âThere was a stampede,â Harry went on with obvious relish. âHe was surrounded by a million cows who stamped on him until all his limbs fell off and his insides exploded.â Harry gave a heavy sigh. âIâd rather be trampled on than go back to school.â
âTell me all the good things about your new school,â I asked.
âThere arenât any.â
âOf course there must be,â Mum chimed in.
âYouâll make friends eventually,â I said. âNo one likes being the new boy.â
âI wonât. I hate it. The boys make fun of me.â Harryâs top lip quivered. âThey called me a