bottles artfully labeled and cosseted in wood shavings. Mine came from convenience stores and, if I was really feeling swank, supermarket closeout shelves. I usually got the boxed kind, in fact, with the handy-dandy little spigot built right in.
I didnât stoop to answer Greerâs gibe. I simply opened the freezer compartment on my refrigerator, took out a frozen lasagna, single serving, low cal, low carb and low flavor, and handed it to Greer.
âAm I supposed to eat this?â she asked, raising both her perfectly plucked eyebrows this time.
âSince I only have one other option to suggest,â I replied, âIâd go with eating, yes.â
She blinked. âDo you have to be so nasty?â she asked.
I sighed. Shoved a hand through my hair, which was standing out around my head like the mane of some deranged lion because Iâd fallen asleep while it was still wet from my shower. Iâd probably need a whip and a chair to tame it. Maybe even a Weed Eater.
âSorry,â I said. âBad day.â
Greer slapped the frozen dinner down beside the casserole dish. âI suppose you think mine was wonderful? My life is a mess. Just last week I was accosted by an unknown assailant. My arm was broken. I havenât heard from my husbandâfor all I know, heâs lying dead in the desert somewhereââ
âI went to a seven-year-old girlâs funeral today, Greer,â I said. Definitely trump card, but of course I didnât take any satisfaction in the victory.
âI forgot,â Greer said, deflating. She pulled back a chair and sank into it.
âI wish I could,â I answered.
Greer downed another slug of wine. Squeezed her eyes shut, and shuddered.
A little background on Greer. For one thing, she wasnât Greer Pennington any more than I was Mary Josephine Mayhugh. My abductor/mother, Lillian, had rescued her from a bus station in Boise when she was thirteenâmore like sixteen, though she never admitted itâand unofficially adopted the runaway into our unconventional little family. Iâd never known what or whom sheâd run away from, but Lillian probably had. Sheâd have sent Greer back to her folks right away if home had been a good place to be.
Recently Greer had admitted she was being blackmailed, at least to Jolie and me, and sheâd hired me to find out if her doctor husband was cheating on her. Iâd followed up on a few leads, but with all that had been going on, I definitely hadnât earned my retainer.
I suspected, of course, that the broken-arm attack was connected to the blackmail, but I couldnât prove it.
I opened the freezer box, popped the contents into the microwave and pushed the appropriate buttons. While Greerâs supper nuked, I drew back another chair and sat down across from her.
Her eyes swam with tears as she gazed into her wineglass.
âSooner or later,â I said as gently as I could, given that my nerves were still quivering from the jolt sheâd given me by gripping my big toe while I was sound asleep, âyouâre going to have to tell me the truth about who you are, Greer.â
She gave an odd little giggle, followed by a hiccup. âGreer,â she repeated. âDo you know where I got that name? Off a late-night movie on TV, starring Greer Garson. It was called Julia Misbehaves, and I almost went with âJulia,â but âGreerâ had more pizzazz. I wanted to use Garson, too, but Lillian said that probably wouldnât fly. So I settled for Greer Stewart.â
Considering how little Greer had told me about herself in all the years Iâd known her, this was a revelation. I shouldnât have felt hurt because sheâd obviously confided in Lillian, though probably not to any great extent and with a generous peppering of lies, but I did. Once, Greer and I had been close. Then Iâd married Nick and sheâd married Alex, and things had