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So I said: did you have any ten minutes ago?
And the giant said, yes.
I said, is anyone at this restaurant currently eating a lobster bisque?
And the giant said, well yes.
Who?
And he pointed to a woman in the corner. A pale-ish woman, sort of nondescript.
So I say, I will purchase her bowl of soup.
What? He says. I take out my wallet, pull out a hundred.
Then I see itâshe is tilting the bowl to the side to scrape out the last bite.
I watch it go into her little mouth, slow motion.
Son of a bitch, I say. Iâll have lentil.
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Iâm used to getting what I want. But today is not my day. So I have the lentil.
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Lentil soup is never that great. Itâs only ever serviceable. It doesnât really make your mouth water, does it, lentil soup? Something wateryâsomething brownâand hot carrots. Like death. Serviceable, a little mushy and warm in the wrong places, not as bad as youâd think itâs going to be, not as good, either.
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Suddenly I feel my heartâcompressingâlike a terrible bird in my chest. And I thinkâIâm finally punished. Someone is going
to sell my heart to someone in Russia. Then I thinkâuse your cell phone. Call your wife. Tell her to give you a decent burial, organs in tact. But the wifeâs not supposed to know you sell organs for a living. So just call the wife and say good-bye. But noâshe doesnât love you enough to have the right tone of voice on your death bed. The kind of voice youâd like to hearâindescribably tender. A death-bed voice.
Gordon having a heart attack, heaving.
No longer holding it inâthe things people hold back from each otherâwhole livesâmost people give in at the last momentâbut not Hermia, noâsheâll be sealed upâsheâll keep a little bit extra for herselfâthat last nugget of prideâsheâll reserve it for her tin-can spineâso sheâll have an extra half inch of height. That thingâthat wedge, that cold wedge betweenâI canât call her. No. A disappointment. So call your mistress. Or mother. Noâmother would sayâwhat a way to die, Gordon, in a café? No, not mother. Dwight? A man doesnât call his brother on his deathbedânoâhe wants a womanâs voiceâbut the heart keeps on heaving itself upâout of my chestâinto my mouthâand Iâm thinkingâthat bitch over there ate all the lobster bisque, this is all her faultâand I look over at her, and she looks like an angelânot like a bitch at allâand I thinkâgoodâgoodâIâm glad she had the last biteâIâm glad.
Light on Gordonâs face, transfigured.
Then I die.
Gordon dies again.
And Gordon disappears.
scene two
Jean and Dwight in a love haze
in the back of the stationery store.
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DWIGHT
I was dreaming about you. And a letterpress. I dreamed you were the letter Z.
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JEAN
Why Z?
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DWIGHT
Two linesâusâconnected by a diagonal. Z.
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JEAN
Oh, Dwight.
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DWIGHT
If we are ever parted, and canât recognize each other, because of death, or some other calamityâjust say the letter Zâto meâit will be our password.
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JEAN
Z.
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DWIGHT
Letâs never be parted. I donât need more than twelve hours to know you, Jean. Do you?
Tell me you donât. We exchanged little bits of our soulsâI have a little of yours and you have a little of mineâlike a torn jacketâyou gave me one of your buttons.
IâI love you Jean.
The phone rings.
Donât get that.
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JEAN
Itâll just take a second.
(To the phone) Hello?
Are you sitting down?
This might come as a very great
shock to you.
But Gordon has passed away.
DWIGHT
Jean? Whoâs on the phone?
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JEAN
Iâm sorry, who is this?
(To Dwight) a business colleague.
( To the phone) The funeral was yesterday.
Yes, it was a