of the ânondescriptsâ touted by Phineas Barnum: Looks like a boy, acts like a monkey! âCome on, hunchback,â said the ringleader, who I had heard the other boys call Duff. âShow us your spastic walk.â He gave me a shove; when I fell to my hands and knees, he booted me in the rump. âGet up, little man!â
Before I could respond, I heard a new, less raucous voice say, âDuff! Let him be, all right?â
T HE INTERLOPER WAS NOT ONE OF OUR keepersâor âinstructors,â as they preferred to be called; it was only Ezra. âOh, Runaway,â said Duff wearily, as though they had been through this before, many times. âWhy donât you just run away, before you get hurt?â
âWhy donât you just let him be?â said Ezra.
âWeâre making him feel welcome. You wouldnât want us to ignore him, would you?â
âI donât believe heâd mind, would you, Rufus?â
âNo,â I said.
âShut up, Goofus.â Duff thrust his scowling face, which was showing signs of a beard, up close to Ezraâs. âSince you like to escape so much, Iâll give you a chance. Get out of here now, and youâll escape having your stupid knob knocked off.â
âI can take it,â said Ezra, then nodded toward me. âHe canât. So why donât youââ He broke off as Duff raised a fist and clubbed him alongside the head. I expected Ezra to go down, but he only staggered a little, shook his head, and drove a fist into the bigger boyâs gut. Duff doubled over, gasping for breath. I donât know whether or not Ezra would have finished him off, for the other three boys fell upon him, then, flailing at him with fists and feet.
Eventually one of the keepers came to break up the fightâif something so one-sided can be called a fightâand help Ezra to the infirmary. As the Quaker nurse tended to his cuts and abrasions, I sat by the bed and watched; it seemed to be all I was good for. Although, while Ezra was being beaten up by the big boys, I hadnât just knelt there in the dirt and watched. Iâd closed my eyes.
When the nurse departed, I said, âWhy did you do that?â
Ezraâs lower lip was so swollen that the words came out sounding strange and slurred. âI couldnât stand to see them knock you around, thatâs all.â
âSo instead, they knocked you around.â
âLike I said, I can take it. You canât.â
âThey never would have beaten me up the way they did you.â
âOh, so youâd have had me just stay out of it?â
âYes.â
He glared at me for a moment, then laughed and shook his head; the movement made him wince. âI know you try to accept things with good grace, Rufus, but I reckon youâre going a bit far. It donât mean you have to just give up. Sometimes you got to fight back.â
âWhy?â
â Why ? Because you canât let a blunderbuss like Duff just walk all over you, thatâs why!â
âYou fought back, and he walked all over you anyway.â
Ezra stared at me, as if this were the stupidest thing heâd ever heardâor as if heâd just never thought about it before. He shook his head again and gazed up at the soot-stained ceiling. âI got to get out of this place.â
âNow?â
âNo, you ninny. But soon. Duff already had it in for me; now heâll really be out for my blood. I got to think up a better escape plan.â He carefully turned his face to me. âYou can come with me.â When I looked down at the floor, he said, âOh, sorry; I forgot. Youâd rather just stay here and take it all with good grace.â
By the time Ezra was released from the infirmary, he had a new escape strategy. ââTis foolproof,â he whispered to me at supper. âYou see, I hide next to one of the workshops till dark. When