were he was lying unconscious somewhere and all this . . . he stared in wide-eyed amazement at his surroundings in all their incredible complexity â all this was probably some kind of dream he was having while they fixed him up. He couldnât help thinking about Kane, the hero of Timeslyp , bursting through a doorway to find himself in an unfamiliar world. Maybe that idea had somehow wormed its way into his mind.
Either that or heâd time-travelled back to the seventeenth century. And there was no way that could have happened. Was there?
Meanwhile, it was hard to concentrate, because at every few steps there was some amazing new thing to grab his attention. Here, in the entrance to what must have been a butcherâs shop, a pig was strung up by its back legs and a couple of men were removing its guts and heaping them into a series of metal buckets. Blood slopped over the edges and ran down the centre of the already filthy street. There, out on the cobbles, a man with a soaped-up face was sitting in a barberâs chair while another man wearing a white wig shaved him with a cut-throat razor.
âGardez Loo!â shouted a voice from up above and an instant later a bucket of foul-smelling slops hurtled down from a balcony and struck the cobbled street, splashing in all directions. An old man who had failed to step back in time shook his fist at the woman who had emptied the bucket, an odd-looking creature with a white painted face and rouged cheeks. She was leaning over the balcony and laughing openly at his predicament, displaying quite a bit of cleavage as she did so. Tom tried not to stare. He moved on, taking more notice of where he was walking and he saw that, though the sewage was mostly dry and baked by the sun, a sluggish trickle of wet stuff still coursed its way along the middle of the street and his shoes were already plastered with evil-smelling muck. Mum was going to be delighted when he got home. If he got home . . .
âWhere are we going?â he asked Morag and she shot him a funny look.
â Iâm going to Missie Griersonâs,â she said. âI donât know where youâre going.â
âIâm . . . Iâm going there too,â he told her, quickly.
âWhy? Are you an orphan?â she asked him.
He thought for a moment. âYeah,â he said. âSure. Sort of.â
âHow can you be âsort ofâ an orphan?â she asked him. She didnât get an answer so she went on. âYou talk funny,â she observed. âYou dress funny too. Whatâs that red coat youâre wearing?â
âItâs just a school uniform,â said Tom defensively.
âYou go to school ?â Morag seemed impressed at this.
âSure. Doesnât everyone?â
Morag laughed, as though heâd made a joke, but he couldnât see anything remotely funny about what heâd said. âAnd the voice?â she prompted him.
âOh, Iâm from Manchester.â She looked at him blankly as though heâd said he was from Mars. âYouâve heard of Manchester, right?â He tried to think of something that might be familiar to her. âManchester United?â he ventured. âYou know, the football team?â
He might as well have been talking in a foreign language.
âAre you a Sassenach ?â she asked him and he frowned, nodded. He was pretty sure he knew what that word meant. A blow-in. An outsider. The kids at his school didnât use the word, but it was how they saw him.
Now Tom and Morag were pushing their way through some kind of outdoor market, grubby little wooden buildings with thatched roofs, where men and women stood shouting at the passers-by to come and taste their produce. âMutton pie!â one man was shouting. âFinest in Edinburgh, whoâll try my wares?â But nobody seemed interested in pies today. âFresh fruit!â shouted an odd-looking woman with a