meant well. Usually, I liked him. A feeling of great weariness descended on me and I slumped into the chair behind the desk.
âHell, Doug â Iâm sorry. I didnât know sheâd take it like that. I know this is a hell of a time to have this happen. With the sleeping partnerâs brother in town, and all.â
And all. And maybe ready to take over Perkins & Tate; to step in as boss and show us how to run the company. Why not? He could scarcely do worse.
âArrrgh! I donât know why we keep trying!â Gerry stubbed out the cigar, reached for another, and drew back. âPeople are always saying, âWhere are the Great Press Agents? Why donât we have publicity stunts like they used to have in the Good Old Days ?â â
He was the only one Iâd ever heard saying that, but I just nodded. Heâd read all the books about the Good Old Days. Theyâd gone to his head.
âBut I say, âWhere are the Great Clients?â Theyâre all gutless wonders these days. They think reporting a jewel robbery is the way to get their names in the paperâs. Where are the Clients whoâll put their shoulders to the wheel and co-operate? Where are the Clients whoâll dress up in an Admiralâs uniform and review the Fleet? Whoâll cross Niagara Falls on a tightrope today?â
âBlondin was a tightrope-walker to begin with,â I put in.
âGone, all gone,â he shook his head sadly. âNow they hand you a mug shot beaming over a birthday cake or an engagement ring and expect you to get headlines for that. Or a baby. How the hell can you get a four-column cut for a bratling, after the first shot with doting mummy in hospital?â
It was a good routine. Perhaps Sam would be impressed by it. It isnât our fault, itâs the Clientâs. Everybodyâs out of step but Gerry and Doug.
âOh, well,â Gerry sighed, and raised his hand solemnly. âNever, never again, do we mention the name of that hyphenated-hag. No free publicity for her, ever.â
I raised my right hand. âNever again.â
âEnough of my troubles,â Gerry said. âHow did you get on with the Homebreakers â or whoever they are?â
Despite the cheery front, his morale was too low for the truth. It might do me a world of good to confess my uneasy feeling that Black Bart and the Troupe were going to join the ranks of the Great Unmentionables â after doing us a lot of damage first â but I had to consider the business.
âOkay,â I said.
Because of my connections with Sam and Nate, I was to be liaison man with The Troupe. Gerry was to hold down the office and take care of any other assignments that might float in. He wouldnât be able to do his best if he were wondering when the axe was going to fall on me.
âThank heavens thatâs one place weâve got an in, â Gerry said soberly. âMarcowitz has them all tied up, and they canât sack us â or refuse to pay.â He was brightening by the minute. âTreat âem gently, Doug, theyâre our meal tickets for the next six weeks.â
Before turning in, I tried to call Sam, but the hotel said he had gone out with Miss Harper and her party and they hadnât returned yet. That didnât surprise me. From the little Iâd seen of Crystal Harper, Iâd figured her more for Samâs type. But I wondered how Bart would like the competition tagging along. If he reported unfavourably to Nathan, we might not have Little Brother watching us for long. It was a thought to cheer me briefly.
In the morning, I managed to contact Bart, who sounded none too happy at being disturbed at the crack of dawn â otherwise known as eleven a.m. â and put my idea for a few paragraphs about Zeke and the Conjure Woman to him. He wasnât delighted at the thought of anyone else in the Troupe getting any publicity but, after half an