hell do I know?â said Mallory irritably. âRupert, come over here.â
There was no response.
âRupert!â yelled Mallory. He looked around. âWhere the hell did he go?â
A small, balding man with canines that were almost an inch long, giving him the look of a chubby bulldog, approached them.
âI hate to intrude, but I believe the young man you're looking for ran out the door a minute ago.â
âWas someone chasing him?â asked Mallory.
âOr was he chasing someone?â interjected Noodnik.
âI believe he was running in terror,â said the small man.
âOh, come on,â said Noodnik. âMy prices aren't that high. Maybe I jacked them up a couple of hundred percent for All Hallows' Eve, but stillâ¦â
âDid you see which way he went?â asked Mallory.
âI'm afraid not.â
âDamn!â muttered Mallory. âWhere do you look for a runaway vampire in the middle of Manhattan?â
âPerhaps I can be of help,â said the small man.
âI thought you didn't know which way he went,â said Mallory.
âThat's quite true, sir. I lost sight of him before he'd gone five yards.â
âWell, then?â
âHe is a runaway vampire, is he not?â
âYeah.â
âAnd I heard Mr. Noodnik ask if you were here on a case, so clearly you're a detective.â
âWhat are you getting at?â
âJust that you and I should team upâif you will buy me the blood you were going to buy the young man.â
âYou don't know where he is,â said Mallory. âWhy the hell should I buy you anything, and why should we team up?â
âWe need each other. You know all about runaways but nothing about vampires.â The man smiled a very toothy smile. âI, on the other hand, know nothing about runaways, but I know almost everything there is to know about vampires.â
Mallory looked at the little man, then out into the empty street.
âSeymour, give my friend here a bottle of blood.â He extended a hand. âMy name's Mallory.â
âJohn Justin Mallory?â said the little man excitedly. âThe one who found that unicorn and solved all those other cases? This is an honor!â He took Mallory's hand and shook it vigorously. âBats McGuire's the name, bloodsucking's the game.â
âYou sure this is a good idea, Mallory?â asked Noodnik.
âI'll be all right,â said Mallory. He turned to Bats McGuire. âLet's not waste any time. Are you ready to go?â
âRight.â The little vampire turned to Noodnik. âKeep the blood on ice for me. I'll be back for it once we accomplish our mission.â He led Mallory to the door.
âGot a special on casketsâ were Noodnik's parting words.
âWho bit him?â asked McGuire as they walked along the street.
âSome guy called Draconis,â said Mallory. âEver hear of him?â
The little vampire shook his head. âNo. And I know most of the vampires in town. He must be in from Chicago or maybe Kansas City.â
âTry Europe.â
âWhy? I'm happy right here.â
âI mean, Draconis just arrived from Europe.â
âWell, that makes things easier,â said McGuire.
âIt does?â responded Mallory. âHow?â
âThose European vampires are a traditional lot. He'll probably have brought his coffin with him, filled with his native soil.â McGuire grimaced at the thought. âMe, I'd much rather sleep on satin sheets at the Plaza or the Waldorf. Anyway, the case is solved.â
âWhat are you talking about?â
âYou're a detective. Just track down Draconis's coffin and wait for him. He probably believes all that bullshit about not going out in the sunlight.â
âI take it you don't?â
âI burn easilyâbut I don't turn to dust,â answered McGuire. He stopped as they came to a bar.