past midnight. When the hostess opened the door, I smiled. âGood evening,â I said. âWeâre with Trevor Kerr,â I added.
The frosting on her immaculate coiffure spilled over on to the hostessâs smile. âDo come in,â she said.
The man whoâd been hovering in the hall behind her stepped forward and said, âIâm Trevor Kerr.â He signalled with his eyebrows towards the stairs and we followed him up into a den that looked like it had been bought clock, stock and panel from a country house. The only incongruity was the computer and fax machine smack in the middle of the desk. âWe wonât be disturbed here,â he said. âItâll be at least half an hour before the host distributes the clues and we move off. Perhaps your friend would like to go downstairs and help himself to the buffet?â
I could hear Richardâs hackles rising. âMr. Barclay is a valued associate of Mortensen and Brannigan. Anything you say is safe with him,â I said stiffly. I dreaded to think how many people Richard could upset at a Round Table potluck buffet.
âThatâs right,â he drawled. âIâm not just scenery.â
Kerr looked uncomfortable but he wasnât really in a position to argue. As he settled himself in an armchair, we studied each other. Not even a hand-stitched suit could hide a body gone ruinously to seed. I was tempted to offer some fashion advice, but I didnât think heâd welcome the news that this year bellies are being worn inside the trousers. He couldnât have been much more than forty, but his eyes would have been the envy of any self-respecting bloodhound
and his jowls would have set a bulldog a-quiver. The only attractive feature the man possessed was a head of thick, wavy brown hair with a faint silvering at the temples.
âWell, Mr. Kerr?â I said.
He cleared his throat and said, âI run Kerrchem. You probably havenât heard of us, but weâre quite a large concern. Weâve got a big plant out at Farnworth. We manufacture industrial cleaning materials, and we do one or two domestic products for supermarket own-brands. We pride ourselves on being a family business. Anyway, about a month ago, I got a letter in the post at home. As far as I can remember, it said I could avoid Kerrchem ending up with the same reputation as Tylenol for a very modest sum of money.â
âProduct tampering,â Richard said sagely.
Kerr nodded. âThatâs what I took it to mean.â
âYou said: âas far as I can remember,ââ I remarked. âDoes that mean you havenât got the note?â
Kerr scowled. âThatâs right. I thought it was some crank. It looked ridiculous, all those letters cut out of a newspaper and Sellotaped down. I binned it. You canât blame me for that,â he whined.
âNo oneâs blaming you, Mr. Kerr. Itâs just a pity you didnât keep the note. Has something happened since then to make you think they were serious?â
Kerr looked away and pulled a fat cigar from his inside pocket. As he went through the performance of lighting it, Richard leaned forward in his seat. âA man has died since then, hasnât he, Mr. Kerr?â I was impressed. I didnât know what the hell he was talking about, but I was impressed.
A plume of acrid blue smoke obscured Kerrâs eyes as he said, âTechnically, yes. But thereâs no evidence that thereâs any connection.â
âA man dies after opening a sealed container of your products, youâve had a blackmail note and you donât believe thereâs a connection?â Richard asked, with only mild incredulity.
I could see mischief dancing behind his glasses, so I thought Iâd better head this off at the pass. Any minute now, Richard would
decide to start enjoying himself, completely oblivious to the fact that not everyone has the blithe