desk. âYou like it so much, you live with it,â I said, stomping back to my office. If she was going to treat me like one of her teenage kids, I might as well
enjoy the tantrum. I pulled the brownish remains of the asparagus fern out of the bin and defiantly dumped it on the windowsill.
Before I could do anything more, my phone rang. âWhat now?â I barked at Shelley.
âCall for you. A gentleman who refuses to give his name.â
âDid you tell him we donât do matrimonials?â
âOf course I did. Iâm not the one whoâs premenstrual.â
I bit back a snarl as Shelley put the call through. âKate Brannigan,â I said. âHow can I help you?â
âI need your help, Ms. Brannigan. Itâs an extremely confidential matter. Brian Chalmers from PharmAce recommended you.â
âWeâre noted for our client confidentiality,â I reeled off. âAs you doubtless know if youâve spoken to Brian. But I do need to know who Iâm talking to.â
There was a momentâs hesitation, long enough for me to hear sufficient background noise to realize my caller was speaking from a bar. âMy nameâs Trevor Kerr. I think the company I run is being blackmailed, and I need to talk to you about it.â
âFine,â I said. âWhy donât I come round to your office this afternoon and have a chat about it?â
âChrist, no,â Kerr said, clearly alarmed. âThe last thing I want is for the blackmailers to find out Iâm talking to a private detective.â
One of the ones that watches too many movies. That was all I needed to make my day. âNo problem. You come to me.â
âI donât think thatâs a good idea. You see, I think theyâre watching me.â
Just when you thought it was safe to pick up the phone ⦠âI know how disturbing threats can be when youâre not accustomed to being on the receiving end,â I tried. âPerhaps we could meet on neutral ground. Say in the lounge of the Midland?â
The reassuring tone hadnât worked. âNo,â Kerr said urgently. âNot in public. Itâs got to look completely normal. Have you got a boyfriend, Ms. Brannigan?â
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I should have put the phone down then and there, I realized four hours later as I tried to explain to Richard that a crumpled cream linen suit might be fine for going on the razz with Mick Hucknall,
but there was no way it would help him to pass as a member of the Round Table. âBloody hell, Brannigan,â he grumbled. âIâm old enough to dress myself.â
I ignored him and raked through his wardrobe, coming up with a fairly sober double-breasted Italian suit in dark navy. âThis is more like it,â I said.
Richard scowled. âI only wear that to funerals.â
I threw it on the bed. âNot true. You wore it to your cousinâs wedding.â
âYou forgotten her husband already? Anyway, I donât see why youâre making me get dressed up like a tailorâs dummy. After the last time I helped you out, you swore youâd never let me near your work again,â he whinged as he shrugged out of the linen jacket.
âBelieve me, if Bill wasnât out of the country, I wouldnât be asking you,â I said grimly. âBesides, not even you can turn a Round Table treasure hunt and potluck supper into a life-threatening situation.â
Richard froze. âThatâs a bit below the belt, Brannigan,â he said bitterly.
âYeah, well, Iâm going next door to find something suitably naff in my own wardrobe. Come through when youâre ready.â
I walked down Richardâs hall and cut through his living room to the conservatory. Back in my own house, I allowed myself a few moments of deep breathing to regain my equilibrium. A few months before, I had enlisted Richardâs help in what should have been a
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