now?â
We found the public toilets â modern version â and then got back in the car and did another little scenic tour. Biscuits casually mentioned chocolate once or twice but Mum said it was too near lunchtime.
We drove to Abercoch. It was only drizzling now so we walked along the seafront and had fish and chips out of a packet, all of us sitting on the wet wall. Mum made us put newspaper down first so that we wouldnât get piles. That made us remember this seriously awful sneery-jeery show-off at the adventure holiday place called Giles â only Biscuits called him Piles.
Mum and Dad had take-away cups of tea and we had ice lollies, and then we went for a walk towards the old broken-down pier.
There was a white wooden kiosk near the entrance with all sorts of painted magic symbols round the door and a sign that said GYPSY ROSE, FORTUNE-TELLER TO THE STARS .
âOoh look,â said Mum. âIâve always wanted to have my fortune told.â
âDonât be so wet,â said Dad. âItâs all a complete con.â
âNo, itâs not,â said Mum. âYou donât know anything about it. Tim, shall I have my fortune told?â
âOoh yes, Mum! Can I have my fortune done too?â
âNo dear, itâs only for grown-ups.â
âYou donât want to waste your money,â said Dad.
âYes I do,â said Mum.
âSheâll just tell you some old rubbish about a romantic encounter with a handsome stranger,â said Dad.
âThat sounds good to me,â said Mum, knocking at the little wooden door. âKeep an eye on the boys while Iâm in here.â
âOh, Mum, canât we come and watch?â I said.
But we had to trail after Dad onto the pier. I hung back.
âWhatâs up, Tim?â said Biscuits. âLook,
Iâll
tell your fortune if you like.â He pulled his T-shirt off and tied it round his head like a gypsy scarf. âGive me your hand, young man. Aah, whatâs this I see? An encounter with an
ugly
stranger â one with prickly hair and big boots!â
âI hope not!â I said, snatching my hand away â even though I knew he was just larking around.
âCome
on
, you two,â Dad called to us. âBiscuits, put your T-shirt on, itâs hardly sunbathing weather. And whatâs up with you, Tim?â
âI donât like the pier,â I mumbled.
âWhat?â said Dad. âWhat are you on about? Letâs go and see if the lads fishing have caught anything.â
âI donât think much of this pier either,â Biscuits said. âItâs all old and boring. Only one ice-cream stall. They havenât got any doughnuts or rock or burger bars.â
âYes, rotten old pier,â I said, though I didnât care about the lack of food stalls.
I didnât like the pier itself. I worried about the way the wooden planks were seldom perfectly slotted together. You could see through the gaps down to the frothy grey sea underneath. Some of the planks looked really old, as if theyâd splinter as soon as you stepped on them.
I tried to work out the width of the plank and the width of me. It was fine for someone big like Biscuits. But Iâm seriously skinny. I could quite possibly go plummeting downwards to my death. Well, I can swim a bit so maybe I wouldnât drown immediately. But I knew there are all sorts of dangerous currents under piers. Even very strong swimmers could be sucked straight under.
âWhy are you walking in that funny way?â asked Biscuits.
âOh, I â Iâm just playing that donât-step-on-the-cracks-game,â I said quickly.
I didnât want to tell Biscuits I was scared of the pier. Heâd start to think me the wimpiest wimp ever. He already knew I was scared of heights. And the boy with the prickly hair. (Well, we were
both
a bit scared of him.)
Dad had hurried over to the boys