Badia personallyadvising that writer of thrillers to have recourse to our services, a woman who didnât at all look as if she was familiar with Barcelonaâs criminal underworld. The Inspector knows perfectly well that we arenât professional detectives and are unlicensed, and is too clever by half to think our kind of endeavours are at all legal.
âThe Inspector is right,â Borja reacted after a short pause. âThere are certain matters where itâs best to keep the police at armâs length.â
âYouâll perhaps think what Iâm after is rather strange. I mean, I donât know if it is the kind of work you normally undertake,â said Teresa Solana, who, despite her apparently naive, innocuous manner, was making a mental note of everything around her, us included.
âI can vouch that my partner and I are extremely versatile and have tackled projects of all shapes and sizes,â Borja was quick to reassure her yet again.
âIn any case, I want you to feel it is your kind ofââ
âAbsolutely. Besides, I think I know what weâre talking about,â Borja winked, sprawling, his arm round the back of his chair.
âReally?â
âIt might be preferable to let Mrs Solana explain herself,â I interjected, trying to stop my brother from putting his foot in it. However, Borja adopted the pose of the experienced detective who is rather ragged at the edges and slouched even more in his chair.
âYou want us to keep an eye on your husband. I assume thatâs what this is about?â Borja glanced at the wedding ring Teresa Solana was wearing on the ring finger of her left hand.
âMy husband? Why should I want you⦠Ah, I see now!â She burst out laughing. âNo, itâs not that. I donât think Iâve made myself clear. It is a professional, not a personal matter.â
âOh!â was all Borja could manage by way of response.
âExcuse me,â Teresa Solana asked, looking at the ashtray on the coffee table out of the corner of her eye. âMay I smoke?â
âWell, of course!â said Borja, quickly extracting a packet of cigarettes from his pocket and offering her one. Thatâs a piece of luck, I thought; the smell of tobacco will help hide the stink from the kitchen.
âThe fact is I am writing a novel about alternative therapies,â she continued, still amused by my brotherâs wild assumption.
âWhat kind of therapies exactly?â
âParticularly ones based on homeopathy and Bach flower remedies,â she replied. âBut also any that promise to bring happiness or cure illnesses via yoga, meditation or feng shui⦠Iâve visited centres to see the kind of services they offer, but would like to set some of my chapters in the higher reaches of the city. That is, north of the Diagonal. I envisage it as an exclusive, luxury alternative centre. And thatâs where you come in.â
âWhere we come in?â echoed Borja, who was still rather shamefaced.
âWhen I told Inspector Badia about the project I was working on, he told me that you, Mr Masdéu, have excellent contacts in the upper side of the city.â
âThatâs true enough,â purred Borja.
âI need you to find me a centre thatâs in fashion, north of the Diagonal, and go there for, say, a couple of weeks and then tell me all about it: how it works, the services they offer, the treatments, the kind of people that go there⦠I thought you might enrol on a short course and use that as an excuse to talk to clientele and staff. Then report back to me, naturally.â
âBut wouldnât it be better if you did that yourself?â I asked.âI mean, if you need the information to write a novel, you ought to have it first-hand.â
I saw Borja give me one of his looks that killed. And I shut up.
âMy problem is Iâm going on my travels today and