definitely be comic relief. If they didnât kill each other first.
Ashâs eyes narrowed. âYouâre telling me I have to eat this gut-burning sandwich or wait until tonight?â
âThe other agents devoured my original recipe. Asked for seconds. Youâre outnumbered.â
âThen they have cast-iron stomachs. Iâd like a normal sandwich.â
âFix it yourself. Iâm a class-A cook, not short-order.â
âThen someone needs to give you a few lessons. Last night we had chicken tortilla soup that rivaled the Alamo massacre. This morning it was jalapeños and eggs with some white, gritty oatmeal loaded with these green things. Now this. Canât you cook like a regular person?â
Ouch. He might get decked for that remark.
âIâm a highly desired chef. Probably paid more than you.â She saluted him and leaned against the doorjamb.
âYour conduct is going into my report.â He set his plate on the table. âAs well as your dress.â
Pepper glanced at her attire. âIâm not wearing a dress. Iâm in comfortable clothing that allows me to do my job.â
His demeanor suggested he might be losing control, and his eyes shot fire. âI donât appreciate your condescending mannerisms.â
âTsk. Tsk. Do you always throw temper tantrums when you donât get your way?â
âI suppose you have a sister named Cinnamon and a brother Herb.â
Pepper moistened her ruby-red lips. âHow immature, Special Agent in Charge Zinders. But you tell me, A2Z. You read the background check.â
âI had that coming.â He anchored his hands on his hips. âSo letâs call a truce. Iâm hungry and in a bad mood. Weâre adults here.â
âOh, really? You insult me, make demands, and now you want a truce?â She narrowed her eyes. âYou gonna pull a gun on me?â
Ashâs face flashed as red as a neon sign. âWhy waste the bullet?â
Heâd lost it for sure.
Pepper spit a few expletives. âIâm going outside to the stables, where the airâs fresh. I prefer the company of horses.â She slammed the door behind her.
âShovel some for me, would you, Pepper, honey?â
Those two were a stitch. If Scottard Burnette hadnât recommended Pepper, sheâd be in the ranks of the unemployed. Highly paid chef or not.
Ash gripped the back of his chair, as though trying to figure out his next move. He hesitated, then followed Pepperâs footsteps down the hallway to the kitchen. The back door creaked open and closed.
Meghan stifled a laugh and inched his way.
âThereâs a snake out here.â Ashâs voice rose from the outside.
She rushed through the kitchen to the back porch, envisioning a six-foot rattler coiled and ready to strike.
Standing on the sidewalk leading to the stables, Pepper peered at him. âThatâs a king snake, Special Agent in Charge Zinders. Sometimes we call them chicken snakes. Youâd better watch out. They eat rodents.â
Meghan hurried back to the operation room and slid into her chair. Biting her lip to again keep from laughing, she heard him enter the house. A few moments later, Ash entered the study with a plate full of chips and salsa, a banana, and two cookies.
She studied his plate. âWatch the red stuff, sir. Itâs hot enough to open your sinuses.â
Ash studied the satellite imagery of the Dancinâ Dust Ranch, looking for ways someone could access the property. If Lindsay had been placed here simply as one more effort to rehabilitate her, he wouldnât take all these precautions. But the threats on her life kept him wary. And no one got hurt on his watch.
The latest from DC said the man threatening Lindsay had been linked to a drug dealer working out of Colombia, and she owed him $10,000. A nice chunk of change. Did she think her fatherâs position bought her clout with
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