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they ever done for him? And most importantly, he didn’t want to become infected by the zombie curse. After all, though Barth knew not to drink the water, he knew if he stayed he would eventually slip up and brush his teeth with the water or accidentally swallow some when he was in the shower.
    A shudder stole up his spine as he was struck by a flashback of him and Drag in Mexico. They’d stayed away from the water, drinking only tequila just to be on the safe side, but somehow they must have accidentally ingested some Mexican water because they both suffered from the shits for a week afterward.
    If it hadn’t been for Wizard Dilligaf’s anti-diarrhea potion, Barth and Drag would probably have been sick much longer.
    “Wizard Dilligaf,” Barth breathed. What would happen to his old family friend if Barth left the wizard alone to battle this curse? Guilt seized Barth’s chest like a vice. Maybe he could leave the people of Fairytale Kingdom to suffer a horrific and violent end, but he couldn’t leave the wizard.
    Besides, if he was somehow able to beat the odds and miraculously save the kingdom from Douchebagga’s zombie curse, maybe Heather would reward his heroic efforts with ‘thank you’ sex.
    “Drag!” he yelled into his friend’s ear. “Turn back toward Fairytale Kingdom and fly to the wizard’s tower.”
    “Are you crazy?” Drag gasped.
    “Probably,” Barth answered. “But we might just be humanity’s last hope against an attack of fairytale zombies.”

“Wizard, I’ve got terrible news.”
    After jumping off Drag’s back, Barth stumbled through the wizard’s tower window and knocked over several vials of potion in the process.
    Heather entered but stood in a corner, obscured by shadow while Drag stuck his massive snout in through the window but remained perfectly quiet. They both waited patiently for Barth and the wizard to exchange dialog.
    The wizard groaned while shaking his head. “A zombie virus has infected almost all of the subjects of Fairytale Kingdom.” With the flick of his wand, the potions were cleaned up and back on their shelves.
    “Oh, yeah,” Barth shrugged while leaning over an amber vial of potion that looked exactly like a rich European Lager. “I forgot you had the pussy.” He picked up the potion and sniffed the heavenly aroma.
    “Actually.” The wizard snatched the potion out of Barth’s hands and put it back on the shelf. “I’m installing updates to the pussy, er eye, and it’s not working at the moment, but I’ve got Fairybook on my Eye-phone. I’ve been checking my friends’ status updates and almost all of them are zombies. My news feed is nothing but ‘Brainsss!’ posts.”
    “What do we do?” Barth cried.
    “I’ve come up with the anti-potion.” The wizard held up a bubbling vial. “I’ve already tried it on a few zombies.”
    Barth scratched his scalp. “That was fast.”
    The wizard puffed his chest and broke into a huge, goofy grin. “I used one of the failed ball growing potions I’d made for the king.”
    Heather stepped out of the shadows, taking her cue to engage in the dialog. “Are there any side effects?”
    “Actually.” the wizard held up a finger. “There’s one.”
    Just then, a beautiful buxom blonde walked in through a side door. Her sensuous, clouded gaze was focused solely on the wizard, making her look as if she was grateful that he’d been hitting the sexual libido potion and he’d just given her the best multiple orgasms of her life. She was draped in nothing but a skimpy towel. Her wet hair was piled on top of her head.
    “Wiz, do you have some moisturizer I can borrow?” she cooed while trailing a finger up the wizard’s chest.
    The wizard loudly cleared his throat and motioned to the gaping Barth and Heather and the drooling dragon.
    “Hey, everyone,” she giggled.
    “Cindy Rella?” Barth’s gaze traveled the length of her body, stopping at the huge pair of tits that stretched against the skimpy