the strangers next to her davenport. To keep watch. It seems like it could be a scene from a horror movieâwhere the photo comes to life and possibly attacks her. It occurs to me she might wake up startled if the photo is the first thing she seesâso I move it back a respectful distance.
Instant Coffee
THE FACT THAT I forgot I belonged somewhere means something to me. At this moment, it gets me thinking that I really donât belong at work.
I walk into the conference room. Gray suits. White shirts. Raised eyebrows and unhappy looks in my direction. I take a seat. I mouth the word âsorryâ to everyone who will look. Though some people donât look. They are too incensed that I have the gall to show up late when theyâve been in this cavernous chamber all morning.
When I first became a lawyer, I loved the extreme detail of it. How language mattered. The way it required my full attention and how, unlike my family, it was explicit in its meaning. Iâd found the demanding job that needed me as much as I needed it. It was a dream come true. The family I never had.
With time, youâd think too much of a good thing could only get better. But in my case itâs become suffocating. Itâs devoured all other parts of my life. I couldnât have said this yesterday. I couldnât have admitted it, or maybe it was not yet true yesterday.
I mouth the word âcoffeeâ to Jenny, the assistant. I know what youâre thinkingâfetch your own coffee, lady. How sexist to expect young and spry Jenny to get coffee. Itâs the other way around, of course; Jenny gets coffee only for men. In law school, I didnât imagine this would be one of my more difficult precedent-setting arguments. Jennyâs paid to be a floater. That means seamlessly filling the gaps. Floating from one task to the next without interrupting the flow of work and ideas. Jenny pretends she doesnât see me. Instead of aiming to be helpful and largely invisible, she pretends I am invisible. I wait until we make eye contact. Then I make a pouring motion. Still, I get the freeze. Jenny looks away from me quickly and begins removing imaginary lint from her skirt. I wait. I pounce again. I mouth the word âcoffee,â then make a pouring motion, followed by a sipping, oops, too-hot-donât-sip-too-fast motion.
âJenâ,â I start to say.
âJenny! Can you stop pretending you donât see Emily and get the goddamn coffee, so she can quit it with the pantomime routine?â Donald says. âFor the life of me Iâll never understand how the hell being paid to pour coffee landed on par with abuse.â
Donald is a man who does not wait for life, and does not waste time on pleasantries. Donald is a doer. He gets shit done. It must be so satisfying to be Donald.
I can already predict what form the ugly retaliation will take: scalding hot, instant decaf, with nondairy creamer? I miss my coffee machine. I miss my home. I wish it were yesterday instead of today. Too often, that is my wish.
Exit Here
RIGHT AFTER THE MEETING, Sam says: âRhodes, letâs meet in my office.â
âOkay, coach,â I say.
He doesnât close the door. He leans against his desk.
âIâm sorry,â I say.
âWhat happened?â Sam asks.
Iâm imagining what sort of excuse might appease himâor meâin this situation.
I could tell him the truth, but even the truth doesnât quite get me off the hook. I should have called him as soonas my mother fell asleep. I should have called and said, âMore tin-foil swans, please.â
âYou need to talk to me,â Sam says. He reaches for my hand and lifts it up to match the palm of my hand against the palm of his hand. Our fingers are stretched out. His hand dwarfs mine. I imagine future generations using this position as a method to determine who might make a suitable mate for life. Itâs as good a