you took up astrology, Briggs,â said Pym. âThen you could put on a fringed shawl and earrings and tell us all our fortunes.â The doorbell rang downstairs. We ignored it.
ââGood idea,â said Julia Montrose. Well, we all knew what she wanted an astrologer to tell her. Sir Peveril was running a branch of the intelligence services at the time. She was his secretary, and his lover. She hoped he would abandon his wife and children, who were living in the country, and marry her. But at that time Sir Peveril was not thinking of making any changes in his private life. His work was making too many demands on him. Or so he said.
âJulia was sitting, tidily, on her cushion, blonde hair in a roll at the back. Pym was lying down, a bit drunk, looking as ever like an Italian angel, with his perfect golden skin, smooth dark hair, large eyes with the long lashes â oh, everybody fell in love with Adrian Pym, though he never fell in love with anyone.
âAnd he said, in a Romanian-gypsy accent, âI see you, my dear, wife of a handsome man in his fifties, with a brood of tall sons about you, ruling over wide, rolling acres in the West.â When I say he sounded like a Romanian gypsy, he did. He had an uncanny ear for accents, a gift for languages, a nasty tongue, also. Julia winced, for he was telling her what she most wanted â and that meant he knew.
âAt this point the doorbell rang again, for a long time. The caller had stuck their thumb on it. âHell,â said Briggs and, âLoomie, youâre a cad,â said Julia to Pym.
ââWorse than that, dear, much worse,â he said.
âThen the bell stopped ringing and a voice came yelling up through the darkness from the silent street. âPym â Briggs â Julia â somebody! Let me in!â It was a womanâs voice.
ââWhoâs that?â Briggs remarked, without much interest.
âI knew. âItâs Sally Bowles,â I said.
ââShit!â exclaimed Pym. âKeep down, everyone. Pretend to be out.â
âThe voice came again. âI know youâre in. I can hear the music. Let me in. Donât be rotten. Loomie â let me in.â
ââSheâll wake up the whole street,â Briggs said. He stood up.
ââNo,â Pym protested.
ââSally! Shut up! Iâm coming down,â Briggs said, over the parapet. âMy God! What have you got on?â
ââItâs my uniform,â she shouted back. âOpen the door.â
ââJust stop yelling,â he called. âSheâs wearing a maidâs uniform,â he told us, as he went to the trap-door.
âAs I followed Briggs down the ladder I heard Pym suggest, âPerhaps she thinks weâre having a fancy-dress party.â And there at the door Sally was indeed dressed as a maid in a black dress, black stockings and a white frilled apron. In her hand she carried what had evidently been a maidâs starched white cap. She came in and Briggs shut the door quickly so the light could not escape.
âWhen we got upstairs, Briggs said, âHello, Sally. Nice to see you. Sorry about having to ask you to leave. Weâre overcrowded here as it is. Tell me one thing, why are you dressed like that?â
ââIâm a maid,â Sally explained. âIâve just slipped out to see you.â Then she came to the point: âI wondered if there was any news of Theo.â
ââWell, Sally,â he said, âquite honestly, even if I knew, Iâm not supposed to say.â
ââI love him. Heâs the only man Iâve ever really loved,â said Sally, emotionally.
ââOh, crikey,â Briggs said. âWell, since you ask me, I actually donât know where he is.â
âThis was not enough for Sally. Soon she was on the roof, her uniform, especially the apron, much the worse for
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