Rome.â
âIâm impressed,â I said, lying down on the bed. âBut youâre missing one thing.â
âWhat?â
âA television. I know because I watched a whole lot of crazy Japanese cartoons the week we stayed in Tokyo.â
âNo TVs,â she said. âI want to create a space where people can get away from things. Plus, nobody comes to Rolling Hills to watch TV. They come here for the hiking, the fishing and the slow pace, but they donât come for TV.â
âWhat about Wi-Fi? Tell me I can get online.â
âIn a week we should be hooked up. Donât give me grief about this, Charlie â and donât get too comfortable. Youâll have to move when the guests arrive.â
âMove where?â
âIâm going to renovate the garage out back into an apartment for you and Lilith. It wonât be big, but itâll be all yours.â
âAn apartment? You know that we already own an apartment in New York, right? And youâre aware we also have a summerhouse and a winter house. I donât think we really need more places to live, Ma.â
âWeâre selling them, Charlie.â
âAll of them?â
âI need a new start. We need a new start.â
âWhat about my stuff?â
âItâs in storage. Iâll have it sent here when weâre ready.â
âDoes Dad know about this? I mean, jeesh, does our whole life have to change?â
Mom was about to say something when Lilith stepped into my room. âNothing is permanent, Charlie.â
She was wearing a white full-body unitard that covered her from head to toe except for her face.
âLilith,â I said, âeither you just traveled back from the future or youâre about to go bobsledding.â
âThese are Uber-Jams, Charlie. They allow my skin to breathe while Iâm asleep, leaving me more rejuvenated in the morning.â
âThe sheriffâs coming, Lilith,â Mom said. âThereâs a boy downstairs who refuses to leave.â
âI know,â Lilith grumbled, and left.
âI need to change before he gets here,â Mom said. âThereâs pizza in the fridge if you need a snack while we wait.â
âGreat,â I said, following her out of my room.
âThe bathroom is down the hall, third door on the left.â
âThanks, but I just went.â
Friday, 11:06 p.m.
I ambled back downstairs and went into the kitchen. An ancient fridge was buzzing to my left. There was a sign taped to the smaller door at the top that read: DO NOT USE THE FREEZER! I opened the bottom door and found three pieces of vegetarian pizza crammed together on a plate. The only other thing in the fridge was a small bottle of mustard. I took out the pizza and looked around for a microwave. The kitchen was big, with an old-style gas stove, a long counter that ran along the back wall, a double sink, plenty of cupboards and a wooden table in the middle with benches on either side instead of chairs, but there was no microwave. I decided I wasnât hungry enough to eat cold vegetarian pizza, so I put it back in the fridge and headed for the front door. As I passed through the foyer, Miles burst out of the darkness of the drawing room, nearly giving me a heart attack.
âCripes, Miles, you canât jump out of a room like that,â I said, trying to collect myself.
âAre you aware that there are antique dolls in there?â he said, pointing back into the drawing room. âAn entire bookcase filled with antique dolls.â
âIs there a problem with antique dolls?â
âIs there a problem with antique dolls?â he said. âAre you familiar with the Holscomb Affair of 1957?â
âSurprisingly no, Iâm not.â
âWilliam and Judy Holscomb moved into a house at 101 Darling Street in Ogden Springs, Virginia, on June 22, 1957, with their two daughters, Georgia, who
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