preceded it. She tossed the postcard into the grate and set it on fire. âYes, we must. Thereâs nothing else to do but to live with it.â
The matter of Sir Henryâs romantic liaisons and their effect on Lady Holmes wasnât mentioned again until two years later, when Henrietta, at eighteen, became engaged before the end of her first Season.
Shortly afterward Livia and Charlotte met Mr. Cumberland, her fiancé. With every last ounce of her self-control, Livia managed not to roll her eyes during the encounterâMr. Cumberland wasnât nearly as insufferable as Henrietta, but good gracious that man was dumb as a post.
âThat poor idiot,â she said to Charlotte as soon as they were alone.
Charlotte opened the drawer of her nightstand and took out her contraband, a large piece of plum pound cake that sheâd smuggled out of the kitchen. âI agree.â
Livia huffed. âAnybody willing to marry Henrietta has to be an idiot.â
Charlotte nodded absently, her attention on the cake. Lady Holmes was unhappy that for all the restrictions placed on Charlotteâs diet, the latter had not become any less tubby. Livia used to delight in the trafficking of buns and puddings for Charlotte, as much to defy her mother as to savor Charlotteâs inexpressible joy as she sank her teeth into forbidden fruits. But lately Livia was beginning to be remorseful about her role as Charlotteâs abettor and procurer: The prevailing fashion was unforgiving and Charlotte was going to be awfully uncomfortable in those whale-boned, steel-ribbed corsets the only purpose of which was to manhandle a womanâs body into a wasp-waisted figure.
Well, provided that someday Charlotte could be persuaded to abandon her dedication to her blue broadcloth frock, the only dress she had worn for years, remade every eighteen months or so to accommodate for her growing height.
âWell, donât just assault your cake,â Livia went on. âTell me why
you
think Mr. Cumberland is an idiot.â
It was possible to hold a minor conversation with Charlotte these days, if one was willing to prompt her at every turn. Charlotte didnât seem to mind being asked to speak, though she often volunteered to take Henriettaâs shift with Bernadine: One didnât need to say anything, sitting with Bernadine. In fact, the opposite was trueâthe less one tried to talk to Bernadine, the less frustrating those sessions were.
âHe doesnât lack for money,â said Charlotte, âbut the fit of his clothes is terribleâhe clearly doesnât know how to choose a tailor. And he thinks one showy knot of the necktie makes up for bad shoesand trousers that are too short. Besides, his valet is robbing him blind.â
âWhat?â
âThe diamond on his stickpin is paste. Since he wouldnât have bought a paste stickpin, his valet probably sold the original and put in a cheap replica.â
Livia had been half reclining on their bed. She leaped to the floor. âShouldnât we tell Henrietta that he employs a thief?â
âHenrietta was the one who showed me how to tell a real diamond from paste,â Charlotte said, as placid as she always was when she dropped these bombshell observations. âShe knows. Sheâll make sure the valetâs gone soon.â
âBut to knowingly accept a proposal from this moronâI almost feel sorry for Henrietta.â
âDonât. Heâs exactly what sheâs been looking for. Henrietta isnât stupid. She isnât going to marry someone like Papa. She wants someone she can control and now she has one.â
Livia grimaced. âAre we sure that he does have sufficient funds? Not like usâall appearances.â
Charlotte had first pointed out, a year earlier, that Cook wasnât putting the correct amount of butter in her pound cake anymore, which led to the discovery that the allowance Cook had
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