ass.” We both laughed before Monica continued.
“Okay. I’m gonna school you. But first I need to take my medicine.”
I followed her into the kitchen and I watched as she dug her hand into a box of cereal. She pulled out a zip lock bag full of weed. There was a blunt already rolled. She took it out and closed the bag. Then she stuffed it back in the box. She shook the box and put it back in the cabinet. Then she put the blunt in her mouth and lit it.
“I thought you said you had to take ya medicine.” Once again I was lost and confused. Monica inhaled deeply and answered my question.
“Shit. You ain’t know? This is my medicine. Now sit down and let me school you.
We sat on the couch facing each other and then Monica continued.
“Okay first things first. I’m gonna take you under my wing. You gonna be my special project, but you ain’t in the suburbs of Bumfuck , Ohio no more. You in B-more, the belly of the fucking beast where you gotta grind to survive. See, pretty bitches like me, you and them two knuckle heads I was with earlier will have niggas eating out the palm of our hands. I’m gonna show you the ropes if you willing to learn. Cuz I know you ain’t tryna stay with Miss Lula Belle too long.”
“Hell naw. I’m tryna roll with you.” I answered excitedly.
She passed me the blunt and I took a pull pretending again to know what I was doing and damn near choked to death.
“You gotta slow down ma. That’s that Sour Diesel. You gotta walk that dog slow.” Monica instructed. I was still choking when I answered her.
“I ain’t never smoked before.”
“Aww damn. We got a lot of work to do. Okay if you gonna be one of my Stiletto Diva’s then ya gear gotta be up to par. So I’m gonna have Terri boost you some really hot shit. Then I’m gonna get Lashawn to tighten ya wig up. And tomorrow you gonna roll with us to Dreamscape.” I was already high as hell.
“Dream what?” I asked slurring my words with my eyes half closed.
“Dreamscape. That’s where all the big ballers party at. Now there ain’t a baller in Baltimore that I don’t know, so I’m gonna find you a good one. One that I know is gonna trick on you and before you know it you gonna have all of this just like me.”
“Shit. That’s what’s up.” I said. Now even more excited.
“Oh yeah. One more thing. The only thing I love as much as weed, dick and money is pussy. So watch ya’self pretty. Cuz I’m coming for you…literally.” She said smiling and licking her lips
“So you gay? I don’t get down like that.” I stated matter of factly.”
“First of all sexy, none of the Stiletto Diva’s are gay. We just enjoy a little pussy from time to time. And don’t worry ain’t nobody gonna rape you. Sooner or later you’ll give it to me.” She said licking her lips again. Monica then reached under the cushion in her couch and pulled out a very large sex toy.
“Well, that concludes today’s lesson. Now run on home. I’ve got some business to tend to. And unless you gonna play with me I’m gonna need you to lock the door on ya way out. If anything goes down tonight I’ll holla at you.”
I just shook my head in amazement. “Okay girl. Get at me later.”
Monica grabbed the remote control and turned on a porno movie that was already queued up in the DVD player. As I headed down the stairs I could hear her starting the festivities, she was moaning and groaning. I closed the door and shook my head smiling. I turned around to see Mama Belle standing in front of the house.
“There you go. What in the hell are you doing coming out of that house? She barked at me.
“I was locked out so my friend Monica let me chill over her house for a little while.”
“Girl get your ass in the house. You ain’t here a full twenty four hours yet and you hanging with dykes already?”
I rolled my eyes and walked passed Mama Belle and she immediately smelled the weed on me.
“And you been smoking that shit too? You gonna fuck around and find