cheekbone. Van Morrison was singing about âcrazy loveâ on the boom box behind me, and we sat in the cramped office, staring at each other in the afterglow of the heavy Chinese food and the humid day and the satisfaction of knowing where our next paycheck was coming from. She smiled, a slightly embarrassed one, but didnât look away, and begantapping that pencil lightly against the chipped tooth again.
I let the stillness settle between us for a good five minutes before I said, âCome home with me.â
She shook her head, still smiling, and swiveled the chair slightly.
âCome on. Weâll watch a little TV, chat about old timesââ
âThereâs a bed in this story somewhere. I know it.â
âOnly as a place to sleep. Weâll lie down andâ¦talk.â
She laughed. âUh-huh. And what about all those lovely young things who tend to camp out on your doorstep and tie up your phone?â
âWho?â I asked innocently.
âWho,â she said. âDonna, Beth, Kelly, that chick with the ass, Laurenââ
âThat chick with the ass , excuse me?â
âYou know the one. The Italian girl. The one who goesââher voice rose about two octavesâââOooooh, Patrick, can we take a bubble bath now? Hee!â That one.â
âGina.â
She nodded. âGi-na. Thatâs the one.â
âIâll give them all up for one night withââ
âI know that, Patrick. I hope you donât think thatâs something to be proud of.â
âWell, gee, Momâ¦â
She smiled. âPatrick, the major reason you think youâre in love with me is because youâve never seen me nakedââ
âInââ
âIn thirteen years,â she said hurriedly, âand we both agreed that was forgotten. Besides, thirteen years is a lifetime to you where a woman is concerned.â
âYou say it like itâs a bad thing.â
She rolled her eyes at me. âSo,â she said, âwhatâs on tomorrowâs agenda?â
I shrugged, drank some beer from the can. Summer was definitely here; it tasted like tea. Van had finished singingabout âcrazy love,â and was heading âinto the mystic.â I said, âI guess we wait for Billy to call, call him at noon if he doesnât.â
âSounds almost like a plan.â She drained her beer, made a face at the can. âAny more cold ones?â I reached into my wastebasket, which was doubling as a cooler, tossed a can to her. She cracked it, took a sip. âWhat do we do when we find Mrs. Angeline?â
âHavenât a clue. Play it by ear.â
âYouâre such a professional at this.â
I nodded. âThatâs why they let me carry a gun.â
She saw him before I did. His shadow fell across the floor, crept up the right side of her face. Phil. The Asshole.
I hadnât seen him since I hospitalized him three years ago. He looked better than he had thenâlying on the floor holding his ribs, coughing blood onto a sawdust floorâbut he still looked like an asshole. He had a hell of a scar beside his left eye, compliments of that sensible pool stick. Iâm not sure, but I think I beamed when I noticed.
He wouldnât look at me. He looked at her. âIâve been downstairs honking for the last ten minutes, honâ. You didnât hear me?â
âIt was pretty noisy outside, andâ¦â She pointed at the boom box, but Phil chose not to look at it because that would have meant looking at me.
He said, âReady to go?â
She nodded and stood. She drained the beer in one long swallow. That didnât seem to make Philâs day. Probably made it worse when she flipped the can airborne in my direction and I tapped it into the wastebasket.
âTwo points,â she said, coming around the desk. âSee you tomorrow, Skid.â
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Janwillem van de Wetering