probably wouldnât notice one way or the other. Mark didnât. If anyone was making a film on the narcissus myth, Mark would be a natural for the part.
âIâve been meaning to pop by and make sure youâre still in the land of the living, and I will do, this week or early next. I just havenât had a minute recently.â
âOh, thatâs good,â said Bettina, adding maliciously, âAre the parts beginning to come in?â
âNo, itâs more this personal trainer lark. Itâs a soft copâall perks and no work. Charging around from posh hotels to posh flats and houses, then on to posh gyms. Sounds a drag, doesnât it? But I suppose that sort of thingâs not your scene, is it, Auntie Betty?â
âIt certainly doesnât sound like it.â
âYou mentioned parts. I thought you might be able to help there, Auntie B.â
Bettina left a silence. This was what she had been expecting since she heard his voice.
He was forced to come out with it explicitly, since she refused to ease the transition. âI hear theyâre going to make a film of The Heat of the Land. â
â The Heart of the Land. Since itâs set in Armidale the heat is fairly moderate. There is a part for a young man, but heâs quite a lot younger than you.â
The heroine of her book had a brief and bittersweet romance with the schoolâs cricket captain. Bettina had portrayed him as a willowy young man perpetually in white flannels. She certainly hadnât imagined him as a lumbering mass of muscle and self-love, which pretty well summed up her nephew Mark.
âI can look anything from seventeen to forty, Auntie Bet.â
âMaybe. I can mention you to the film company, but thatâs all I can do. Theyâll make their own decisions. And all the filming is going to take place in Australia.â
âOo-o-ohâreally? I thought the interiors would be filmed here.â
âDefinitely not.â
âOf course I want to go back to Australiaânaturally I do. But all the action is here at the momentââ
Being personal something-or-other to people with more money than sense, thought Bettina. She interrupted him.
âWell, you have to make some sacrifices for your Art,â she said. âOr alternatively you could sacrifice your Art for the good life. The loss would be great to Art, butââ
âDonât be sarky, Auntie B,â said Mark, and she was surprised that he was actually listening. âAnd another thing. Thereâs Dad.â
âYour father?â
âHeâs coming over. Should be here in a couple of weeksâ time. Thatâs if the bargain tickets work out.â
âOh, that will be nice,â said Bettina, genuinely pleased at the prospect of seeing her baby brother again.
âThat was what I was really ringing about,â said Mark, who clearly had had no interest in her well-being and little hope of a part in the film. âI was going to ask a favor of you, Auntie Betty.â
âYe-e-es?â
âI know you donât like people to stay for too long, and thatâs fineâheâll stay here with me. But I wondered if you could take him around the plays and operas and that sort of craâthing, just now and again, could you? Save me. I mean, I would do it, but Iâm busy most of the time, and I couldnât afford to lose customers by standing them up. And you know itâs not my thing.â
âYes, I know itâs not your thing, Mark.â
âThatâs beaut, then. What with Dad being a bit of a culture-vulture and you being the same, that suits everyone, doesnât it?â
Bettina wondered what sort and degree of a culture-vulture Oliver could have turned out to be, and how he could have produced or nurtured a brainless lump like Mark. Perhaps she had better ring him up and sound him out on what he might like to