added, âdonât let me be a failure on my one small mission for the university.â
(Anything but that, My child.)
Lucy curled up in the rough, clammy sheets and stale-smelling doggy blanket provided for Braithwaiteâs guests. Not quite enough to defeat the chill. Lucy exhaled a few times, alarmed that she could almost see her breath. She got up and put on her sweater and climbed back in bed.
It was all so English! How exciting it was to be in Oxford!
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Lucy awoke at dawn, still not adapted to her new time zone. She read some more in her guidebook and then made her way to the shower stall across the landing, a freezing mildewed compartment with a door that wouldnât lock.
Lucy later returned to her room to find a servant vacuuming it and her suitcase gone without a trace. The servant declared repeatedly, âWouldnât know anythinâ about it, love.â Lucy, clutching her bathrobe and shivering, passed on the stairway an attractive, tall brunette in a beret, wearing a short skirt with her long legs in magenta stockings, on her way up, holding an empty champagne bottle, perhaps just now coming home from a party.
âIâve been moved out of the room upstairs,â Lucy said.
âHow beastly,â said the girl warmly, in a crisp, posh accent. âIf he wonât let you back in, come knock me up here and Iâll give him a proper bollocking for you.â
Lucy continued through the quads and confronted the new porter at the lodge.
âSo youâre the one in the Guest Room,â he said accusingly. âWe thought youâd gone off without paying your bill. Heh-heh, weâve held your things for ransomâ¦â With a sweep of his hand, she saw behind him, in the porterâs lodge, her carpetbag and suitcase.
âMay I have them, please?â she said, entirely annoyed, her teeth chattering with the chill.
Not before paying the £6.25 room bill, and for storing her things, an extra fine of £1, which Lucy grouchily paid to get her things back.
âYou shouldâve seen to this bill last night, miss,â he mumbled.
âI paid yesterday, for your information.â
âIs you stayinâ tonight?â
âI suppose.â
âSo youâre payinâ me now for tonight, arenât you?â
âAre you going to give me my suitcase?â
The porter lugged her suitcase and carpetbag to the door and Lucy frowned at the prospect of carrying them up the stairs again.
âOh, and miss?â he said. âI suppose youâll be wantinâ a breakfast ticket.â
She thought about it. Breakfast might be nice. Yes, an English breakfast, scones and richly brewed Earl Grey tea in pewter teapots ⦠âHow much?â
âThatâs £1.95, a real bargain, it is.â
âOkay, Iâll take one.â
He pointed to the main stone edifice on the side of the well-groomed quad. âThatâs Hall right there, canât miss it. Be there at the door at 8:20 on the dot.â
Lucy trudged back to her room, dragging her suitcase up the stairway, dressed hurriedly, put on two sweaters hoping for warmth, and ran down the stairs to report at the Hall at 8:20 on the dot. She heard the noises of students filing in, the clattering of plates and silverware, but the door she stood before wasnât open. She knocked, and as there was no answer, she circled the building and found a small, unheralded entrance on the other side.
âAnd where do you think youâre going?â snarled another Dickensian relic, also with bulbous nose and red alcoholic cheeks.
âTo breakfast?â she suggested.
âLetâs see your âalf-ticket.â
Lucy showed him her ticket, untorn, with a dotted line down the middle.
âAh, you canât use that.â
Lucy met him with an impatient American glare. âWhy not?â
âWell, ye didnât post one âalf of it in advance.