me!â
The driverâs eyes darted from one point to another as if he couldnât decide where he wanted to lookâup at the ceiling, out to the street, or down to the floor. Heâd stopped laughing, but now his cheek was twitching like crazy.
âThis...this is the last straw!â he shouted, sputtering as he spoke. âThe very very last. In all my lifeâand Iâm not a young manâI have never ever met such a miserable bunch of kids. The word monsters isnât bad enough to describe you. Youâre demons. Demons!â
His voice grew more shrill with every word, and his dark eyes flashed like the blade of a knife.
âHey, donât freak out on us, man!â Jake called out.
âJust because youâre having a bad day doesnât mean you should take it out on us!â Pierre added.
Kelly bounced up from Jakeâs lap.âYeah, maybe youâre upset because your wife doesnât love you anymore!â
Now the driverâs chest and arms were shaking. He lumbered down the aisle, stopping only when he got to where Kelly and Jake were sitting. âHow dare you?â he said, looking straight at Kelly. âHow dare you say something like that?â
Pierre made a snorting sound. âMaybe sheâs right about you and your old lady!â
The driverâs knuckles were white. I donât think Iâd ever seen anybody so angry. Kelly and Pierre shouldnât have said anything about his wife. Maybe it was a sensitive subject.
Somebody had to do something to calm this guy down. And it looked like that somebody was going to be me. Besides, hadnât I sworn that my troublemaking days were through?
âLook,â I said, getting up from my seat, âthey were just kidding. They didnât mean anything by it. Isnât that true, you guys?â
âItâs true,â Jake said. âWe were just kidding.â
Kelly giggled.
But her giggles set the driver off all over again. I guess he felt like she was laughing at him. âYouâre monsters! Youâre demons!â he shouted, even louder than before. âYou have no respect! No respect at all!â
Now Jewel Chu popped up from her seat. âExcuse me, sir,â she said, stopping to clear her throat, âbut do you mind letting me off the bus? Iâm feeling a little uncomfortable.â
A couple of other kids at the front stood up too.
But the driver ignored Jewel and her friends. Now he was yelling so hard that saliva was pooling in the corners of his mouth. âI suppose you learn a lot of things in that school of yours, but one thing you havenât learned is respect. You demons have no respect for anybody!â
Just as he said the word
anybody
, his voice cracked. It was probably from all the shouting. His mouth was still moving, but no sounds came out.
Georgie was the first to laugh. But then other kids started laughing too. Not because anything was so funny, but morebecause they didnât know what else to do. It wasnât exactly your ordinary, everyday situation.
Our bus driver was having a meltdownâ and it was our fault.
The laughter seemed to bother the driver even more than our bad behavior. The next thing he did took us all by surprise.
He crumpled on the floor, his hands wrapped around his shoulders, hugging himself. Then he sat on the floor like that and wept. His barrel chest heaved up and down, but still, he made no sound.
It was the most pathetic thing Iâd ever seen.
Jewel must have figured out how to use the door mechanism, because suddenly the front and back doors popped opened.
âLetâs get the hell outta this insane asylum!â Jake shouted.
Kids started stampeding out both sets of doors.
So youâll call me, right, Jakey?â Kelly shouted from the street.
âDonât forget the French dictée tomorrow!â someone else called out.
More cars honked.
Kids stepped around the driver,