really hideous sunglasses just to embarrass him.
Whoâd tell complete strangers about all the âfunny little thingsâ heâd ever done, from bed-wetting onwards.
Whoâd make a fuss in restaurants by actually asking questions about the food, making him want to bury his head in shame.
Mum hadnât thought theyâd be able to afford a holiday this year, and he was so glad, because he could stay in his room all summer and listen to CDs and read books and think about how when he went down the shops he might bump into Suzie Price and theyâd get talking and sheâd hint that she thought he was a really great guy; which was much better than really going down the shops, because he might really bump into Suzie Price and none of the rest of it would happen, which would spoil the daydream completely.
And his mum, who did go down the shops, had won him this games thing, which only had one game with it but was really good anyway and heâd been playing it loads and was going to win the prize and he was quite happy to keep on doing that for the summer.
But then sheâd won this holiday. And it didnât say anywhere on the card if it was for one person or the whole family, but Mum said that these things were always for families so she was sure it would be OK. And he prayed that it wouldnât be, that itâd be just for her, and sheâd go off without him and miraculously decide he was old enough to be left on his own and he could be happy. But sheâd asked, and said she wouldnât go if she couldnât take her Bobbles, and theyâd said it was fine.
So he was packing his suitcase to go on holiday.
. . . and when he arrived at Magical College, the head sorcerer shook him by the hand and said, âRobert Watson! This is such an honour. I know youâre going to be naturally talented at absolutely everything. Because youâre special.â
âOr we could go back to your mumâs, if you want,â said the Doctor, and Rose couldnât help thinking he sounded unenthusiastic.
âI told her weâd be back for tea,â she said. âWe could do something until then. I know thereâs not time to save the whole world, but if we can find something smaller that needs saving, like a village or something, we could probably manage that.â
âSo saving you from a knife-wielding thug doesnât count as my good deed for the day?â he asked.
âYeah, I never got that,â said Rose. âHow Scouts and Brownies and stuff only had to do one good deed a day. I mean, if they, I donât know, saw someone drowning, but theyâd already helped an old lady across the road, would they let them sink?â
The Doctor grinned. âYeah, the Scout lawâs really strict on that sort of thing. âYou will do exactly one good deed a day and no more.â If they accidentally did an extra good deed, theyâd have to go and kick a puppy or something to balance it out, or they wouldnât be allowed to go camping.â
She thought for a moment. âDid you have stuff like that?â she asked, genuinely curious. âSpace Scouts, or something.â
He nodded. âOh yeah. I got merit badges in time travel, monstrithology, interfering in the destinies of planets and cookery.â
âMonstrithology?â
The Doctor grinned. âMonster spotting. Or, I mightâve just made it up.â
They carried on down the road. There were all these posters, all along the street, all these giant porcupines wanting you to buy stuff and get free prizes.
âIt looks so cheap,â said Rose. âTheyâve not even got proper posters done, itâs just photos of people dressed up as porcupines.â
The Doctor walked up to a poster on the side of a phone box, so his nose was inches away. He was staring at it hard.
âIf youâre wondering why we still have phone boxes when everyoneâs got mobiles these