asked.
I gave her a look, trying to telepathically communicate to her that just because her vagina was cobwebbed and decayed like a long-forgotten ancient artifact, she didnât need to foil my plans. Honestly. She could really be pretty if she tried, and then she wouldnât have to go to such extremes to find a guy. She never wore makeup for one thing, and she never did anything with her hair. She was totally skinny but hid her figure in these loose cotton pantsuits or flower-child long skirts and flowing blouses. She did have nice featuresâa gorgeous long neck and cheekbones to die for, to start with. And her eyes were a stunning shade of blue. If she would only wear some makeup to play them up! And right now I could count not one but two scraggily eyebrow hairs. I wanted to leap across the desk and pluck them out myself.
âIâm adding some visuals to the Expert reports.â
âMaybe you just need some more memory. Do you know how much memory your machine has?â Tom said.
I shook my head.
âIâll just take a look.â He leaned over me and typed in some things on my keyboard. I sat, immobilized, my heart racing with him so close. âWow, thatâs a lot lower than I would have thought. I wonder if your memory may have been dislodged. Has anyone moved the case recently? Iâll just check out the motherboard. Excuse me.â Tom crawled under my desk.
I rolled my chair out a little, but only a little, to give him room, but not too much. Like all the guys in the IT department, Tom always wore jeans. But nobody made jeans look as good as Tom. The denim was drawn tight over his muscular thighs, and I had the ideal vantage point from which to enjoy them fully.
Heâd started working at McKenna Marketing five months ago. Of course Iâd thought he was hot the moment Iâd laid eyes on him, but I hadnât truly lusted after him until I had a chance to talk to him at a company picnic in August. Thatâs when I found out that, before heâd gotten this boring office job, heâd worked as a firefighter, a white-water rafting guide, a blackjack dealer at a casino in Blackhawk, and a carpenter. And he was only twenty-eight! When he got sick of making crappy wages, he started going to night classes to get his associateâs degree in computer science.
Plus, he and his girlfriend had broken up two months ago. Just enough time for him to be so over her.
We were perfect for each other.
âAvery,â I asked, âare you going to Rios tomorrow night after work?â
âI havenât decided yet.â
âYou have to come so you can buy me a drink to celebrate my breakup from Dave.â
Avery shook her head and smiled. She kept right on working as she said, âWeâll see.â
âHow about you, Tom, are you going to come out with us tomorrow night? You can bring your girlfriend,â I said.
Tom came out from under the desk. âI donât have a girlfriend, thank god. I broke up with her a while ago. She was a sweet girl, but man, what a psycho.â
âOh really, thatâs a shame. You two made such a cute couple.â
He shrugged.
âSo what about tomorrow night?â
âI have some plans with some buddies of mine.â
âOh,â I said. âWhere are you going? You guys should stop by Rios if you can, itâll be fun.â
âWeâll see. Iâm going to see about getting you some more memory. Iâll be back.â
âThanks so much,â I said.
âNo problem.â
I sighed. It was far more interesting to watch Tomâs blue-jean-clad ass than it was to type up a report on features people wanted in an oven. Alas.
RETTE
The Interview
B ound in my nylons, navy blue suit, and high-heeled shoes, I tried to coax my car into transporting me to my job interview.
My sorry-looking â87 Subaru always had to pull this shit when I had some place important to be. The engine