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someone else to go with you. Take loads of photos, tell everyone I was asking for them and enjoy yourself. Sorry, Rosie.

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    Cecelia Ahern
    from:
    Rosie
    to:
    Alex
    subject:
    Re: My fault
    It’s not your fault. I’m disappointed but let’s be realistic, it’s not the end of the world. Make sure you get your money back for that flight, the eejits.
    And anyway I’m gonna see you in a little over a month and we’ll be seeing each other EVERY DAY! We’ll have a brilliant time. I better go searching for a man now . . .
    from:
    Alex
    to:
    Rosie
    subject:
    Manhunt
    Any luck finding a man?
    from:
    Rosie
    to:
    Alex
    subject:
    Man found
    What a stupid question!! Of course I found a man. I’m insulted you even needed to ask . . .
    from:
    Alex
    to:
    Rosie
    subject:
    Mystery man
    Then who is it?
    from:
    Rosie
    to:
    Alex
    subject:
    Secret man
    That would be absolutely none of your business . . .

    love, rosie
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    from:
    Alex
    to:
    Rosie
    subject:
    Invisible man
    HA! You didn’t find a date!! I knew it!
    from:
    Rosie
    to:
    Alex
    subject:
    Big strong man
    Yes I did.
    from:
    Alex
    to:
    Rosie
    subject:
    No man
    No you didn’t.
    from:
    Rosie
    to:
    Alex
    subject:
    Yes, man!
    Yes I did.
    from:
    Alex
    to:
    Rosie
    subject:
    What man?
    THEN WHO IS IT????

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    Cecelia Ahern
    from:
    Rosie
    to:
    Alex
    subject:
    Almost a man
    Brian
    from:
    Alex
    to:
    Rosie
    subject:
    Brian?
    BRIAN????
    BRIAN THE WHINE????
    from:
    Rosie
    to:
    Alex
    subject:
    Re: Brian?
    Maybe . . .
    from:
    Alex
    to:
    Rosie
    subject:
    HA HA!
    Ha ha ha ha ha ha you’re going to the debs with Brian the Whine?!!! I can’t believe it! Talk about scraping the barrel! Brian, who spilled pizza down James’s sleeping bag at my 10th birthday party? Brian who caused mass hysteria in my house and ruined my birthday? Brian who lifted your skirt when you were six, in front of everyone in the school yard to reveal your knickers? The Brian you were stuck sitting beside for all of second class, who ate fish sandwiches every day for lunch and picked his nose while you ate yours? The Brian who followed us home from school every day singing, “Rosie and Alex up a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G?” and made you cry and ignore me for a week? The Brian who spilled his beer all down your new top love, rosie
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    at my going-away party? The Brian you absolutely can’t stand and was the one person you hated all throughout school? And now you’re going to the last school dance ever, with Brian ?
    from:
    Rosie
    to:
    Alex
    subject:
    No the other Brian
    Yes Alex, that Brian. Now may I ask that you please stop e-mailing me as my darling mother is currently tying knots in my head trying to make me look half decent? She has also been reading your e-mails and wants you to know that Brian the Whine won’t be lifting up my skirt tonight.
    from:
    Alex
    to:
    Rosie
    subject:
    Brian
    Well it won’t be for lack of trying. Have fun! May I suggest that you wear your beer goggles tonight. Brian, you see, is a bit of a whine. And I don’t think you’ll find his conversation very interesting . . . hee hee from:
    Rosie
    to:
    Alex
    subject:
    Beer goggles
    The beer goggles will be well and truly on! You know as well as I do that I can’t go to the debs alone. Brian was the only person I could get last minute thanks to you. All I have to do is stand in with him for the photos so that Mum and Dad can have lovely memories of their daughter going to the debs all dressed up with a man in a tuxedo. The tables seat ten so I won’t even have to talk to him at dinner so there’s really no problem. Anyway he may have traumatized me as a child but he’s not that bad!
    You’re enjoying this aren’t you Alex?

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    Cecelia Ahern
    from:
    Alex
    to:
    Rosie
    subject:
    Re: Beer goggles
    Not really. I’d love to be there instead. Don’t do anything with Brian that I wouldn’t do . . .
    from:
    Rosie
    to:
    Alex
    subject:
    Re: Beer goggles
    Well that doesn’t rule out much. Hair’s done now, have to get the rest of me ready. I’ll