an investment banker?
Mike rolls his eyes and sits back in his chair. An entrepreneur, my dear. I am the owner of Londons coolest new record label and club promotions company.
Bastard. Only Mike could make serious money and be doing something really cool. I better not tell David.
And youre actually staying solvent?
What do you think?
The waiter comes over and refills our glasses. We order some foodI choose octopus salad to start, followed by the chicken. Id actually prefer the sole, but I dont want to look like Im listening to Mikes advice. When the waiter leaves were silent for a while.
So how are things with David?
Does he really want to know or is he teasing me? I decide to play it straight.
Actually, things couldnt be better. Hes gorgeous. Were really happy. All of which is true, but for some reason Im turning red again and my face is twisting into a stupid smile. Mike sits back in his chair.
Never really saw the two of you together. Thought you could do better than an accountant. But if it works for you . . .
How does he do that? Make an insult sound like a compliment, so that when you get angry it looks like youre overreacting. The thing is, hes got a point. I never saw myself ending up with an accountant either. It doesnt really sit with my image of myself as a girl-about-town. But theres no way Im going to let Mike think hes hit a sore point.
Look, I say defensively, noticing that the restaurant is getting very hot. You have no right to say anything about David, or to ask about us being together. You left, remember, and you didnt even have the guts to tell me to my face. You are a pig and an idiot, and I dont know why Im even here. My voice has taken on a slightly squeaky tone, so I stop talking and give him one of my best I am really far too busy for this conversation looks.
But Mike grins again like hes pleased with himself for getting a rise out of me, and before I can stop myself my lips start curling upward. God, hes sexy. I mean, obviously hes a total bastard, but the two arent mutually exclusive, are they? I make myself look cross with him. The last thing I want is for him to realize that I still think hes utterly gorgeous.
The food arrives and I gratefully start to eat. Actually its delicious. I love restaurant food. I would eat out every day and every night if I could. And when I couldnt be bothered to go out, Id order in. I have friends who are great cooks, but all that chopping and marinating is just so boring, especially as nothing I cook ever turns out like it should. Im only interested in the Jamie Oliverstyle chuck-it-in-a-pan-and-hope-for-the-best cooking, but whenever Ive tried chucking it all in, I end up with some sort of hideous, tasteless muck. I blame my mother, of course. She doesnt cook either, except for souffle. I think she figured that as no one else can do a good souffle, it was something worth working at. Everything else she leaves to Marks & Spencers or Harrods Food Hall.
I look up to see Mike watching me closely. He picks up his glass.
To old friends?
I hesitate. Am I really ready to forgive and forget?
Look Georgie, Im sorry, okay? Youre right. I was a total prick. Cant we be friends again?
Put like that I cant really say no, can I? I mean, hes admitted that hes wrong and hes even apologized. I pick up my glass, and as I take a sip Mike winks at me.
You seem really happy. Life with an accountant obviously agrees with you. Do you think David will mind us being friends?
Of course David wont mind, I say, maybe a bit too quickly. Mike drains his glass.
Well, I think well be needing some more champagne then!
I consider pointing out that Ive barely started my first glass, but I dont want to appear churlish. And anyway, if Mike wants to spend money on champagne, who am I to stop him?
I empty my glass as quickly as I can and