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trivia lists and he would receive it on his phone all day long.
    Hari’s Trivia # 01: The world’s first mobile phone call was made in 1973 by Motorola employee Martin Cooper from the streets of New York City.
    The name Martin Cooper had a ring to it like most other accomplished men’s names had. Like Larry Flynt! They sounded important, they had weight to them, he thought. Unlike his own name, Hariprasad, which he hated. Hariprasad! People always asked him what it meant. That’s such an American thing. Americans think that all Indian names have to mean something spiritually or philosophically profound. He had had fun with that, sometimes making up a crazy story about the origins of the name.
    Since his Malibu high school days he had forced people to call him either Hari (pronounced
hurry.
Ironically, Hari was anything but in a hurry, to doanything.) or Harry. Nevertheless it still bothered him that his American passport carried his official name, Hariprasad. Who named their son with something so dated these days? His paternal grandmother,
Badi Mama
— a big fan of Indian classical flutist Pandit Hariprasad Chaurasia — did.
    Hari was a Punjabi — not that he bothered himself with such tags, he considered himself an American; he
was
an American. He spoke English with an American accent and spoke Hindi, or any other language for that matter, with the same accent. But he knew that Punjabis didn’t name their sons Hariprasad. So he hated
Badi Mama.
He didn’t hate-hate her, he just hated the fact that she named him Hariprasad. He would’ve been happier if she had invented a word for him. William Shakespeare invented the words “assassination
”
and “bump”. Why couldn’t
Badi Mama
have been a bit more inventive? Most high achievers in the history of mankind had
adjusted
their names to sound powerful.
    Hari’s Trivia # 36: Mohammad Ali’s real name was Cassius Marcellus Clay. Woody Allen’s real name is Allen Konigsberg. Bruce Lee’s real name was Lee Yuen Kam. Batman’s real name was/is Bruce Wayne.
    Try having a successful career with a name like Konigsberg or Clay … good luck with that. Hari had often contemplated changing his name legally. But let’s just say he didn’t have the balls to do it.
    Interesting
, he thought after reading that bit of trivia.
    Hari switched to the shopping list on his mobile (yep, he had made a shopping list for an adult sex shop) and went straight to the men’s section to test a latex multipurpose ring. It vibrated and danced on the table when he pushed play.
    ‘Hi, I’m Tish, do you need any help?’ someone asked. As Hari turned around he saw a young blonde woman who looked like she had just walked out of a
Playboy
centerfold. She smiled at him. This was not his first time at the store so he didn’t actually need assistance, but still, he flirted with her, casually mentioning:
    ‘Need something for an all-nighter tonight, both for myself and my lady.’
    Tish saw the ring in his hand and started listing its features. The ring was embedded with silicone balls in some kind of liquid. When switched on, the silicone balls vibrate, providing continuous stimulation. That allows more blood to flow to the genitals and the erection lasts longer.
    Hari was listening to her thinking,
Oh Tish, what a beautiful, informative and useful description.
He loved the fact that she didn’t seem uncomfortable at all.
    This is why I love America! Where else can a man buy a vibrating multipurpose ring from a centerfold blonde so openly?
    Hari was a well-travelled man. Apart from India, he had travelled to most destinations on various Top Ten lists. So he was aware of being an American in America. He could be a man here and flirt with Tish. He indulged her.
    ‘But does it really work?’ He wanted her to sell it to him a little longer.
    ‘Of course it does,’ Tish smiled. ‘We — me and my boo — use it every night. It’s one of the best enhancements for a man’s sex life if