said.
âAnyway, I didnât think it meant what it
means.â
âI know,â she said. âI overreacted. I do that. Itâs just one of the many facets that make up the intricate gem that is my persona.â She picked up the pace and huffed and puffed as she walked ahead.
âSo homeschool, huh?â I said, trying to keep up. The dog nipped at our heels. âSounds awesome.â
âI canât wait to get back to
school
school,â she said. âEver hear of Beekman 26?â
âThatâs the arts school, right?â
âItâs paradise. Iâm there just as soon as Iâm back to ahundred and eleven percent. Thatâll be the start of next quarter, definitely. Till then itâs me and Dad at the kitchen table. A hundred and elevenâs my favorite number, by the way. Itâs the atomic number of roentgenium. You canât find it in nature. You have to conjure it up in the lab, but it has the same properties as silver and gold. You probably knew that, being a sci-fi geek.â
âA hundred and elevenâs also the magic constant for the smallest magic square using the number one and prime numbers. Here, check it out.â I grabbed her gel pen from behind her ear and wrote on my palm like this:
âAdd those numbers vertically, horizontally or diagonally, and they equal a hundred and eleven,â I said.
She grabbed my hand and added and nodded. âHow do you know this?â she said. âYouâre like genius-level smart, arenât you? Like smart enough where Iâll have to hate you for being smarter than meâthan I am?â
âNo,â
I said. âYouâre totally smarter.â
âAll right then. In general, anyway. But clearly not in math. So annoying. I hate being a stereotype. You know, girl equals math dummy. Except Iâm not. I was better than all the boys at school, if only to make them mad.â
âIâm not mad.â
âWhy would you be? You donât go to my school.â
âHuh?â
âNever mind, go on. Iâm feeling better about you now, about our comparative intelligences. Please, continue.â
âI got this book for Christmas once,â I said. âIt was like a math puzzle book.â I held up my palm. âItâs not like I thought this up myself or anything.â
âWho said you did? Anyway, Iâll need a copy of it.â She pressed her palm on mine and the ink transferred to hers.
âItâs backward,â I said.
âItâs perfect,â she said. âMy mom. She was right. Youâre cool. Youâve redeemed yourself, and from a
very
deep hole.â
âYour dad. Heâs taking off work to be your tutor?â
âHe works nights mostly. Youâre really twelve? You look older.â
âSeriously? Thanks.â
âYouâre hilarious.â
âHow much older?â
âTwelve and a half,â she said.
âYouâre like thirteen, right?â
âAm. Youâre freaking hysterical.â
âWhy?â
âOh my gosh, stop making me laugh.â
âBut youâre not laughing.â
âDo you have any money on you?â she said. âBuy me a Reeseâs and Iâll forget that whole thing back at the library entirely.â
âWhat, that I wanted to send your mom the wink?â
âWhy are you reminding me?â
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I bought a three-pack and we sat on a boardwalk bench. She nibbled the candy. âSweet Cheez Whiz, thatâs good,â she said. âThis dogâs very existence is preposterous. Heâs sho goofy I want to shmoosh him and munch him up into a biwwion widdiw peeshes of fwuff. Gonna eachou! How do you not have a name for this little freak? I love the way he looks at you.â
âAnd howâs that?â
âConstantly,â she said. âYou should get him certified as a therapy dog. That way
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