usually examines me from head to toe, checking everything from my back teeth to my bowel movements. Iâm the only person we know of whoâs ever manifested any persistent superhuman ability, and the agency doesnât want their prize Kangaroo getting sick. Itâs Surgicalâs job to make sure I keep laying golden eggs. So to speak.
Sheâs definitely distracted today. Is something else happening in the office? Something she doesnât want to tell me about? Am I in trouble?
Of course youâre in trouble, Kangaroo. When are you not in trouble?
âStay away from caffeine for the next few days,â Jessica says, turning away from her screen to yank off my electrodes and eyepatch.
âAre you trying to kill me?â I say, slumping forward theatrically.
âDrink plenty of water. And donât skip the gym.â
âIâm not,â I lie.
âDonât lie,â she says. How does she do that? âYou always slack off after an operation.â
I donât feel like itâs a good time to debate her on this point. âFine. Iâll get all sweaty on the treadmill and catch up on my soap operas. Are we done?â I can ask her for a new emergency AED later.
âFor now,â she says. âScience wants to test you on the rotation problem again.â
âYeah, EQ told me. Canât you write me a note or something, Surge?â
âIâm not your mother,â she says. âAlso, stop making up stupid nicknames.â
âNo, see, âSurgeâ is short for âSurgical,â which is your actual job titleââ
âDrink more water,â Jessica says, emphasizing each syllable as if Iâm hard of hearing. âWeâre done here.â
She picks up her tablet and taps at it while walking out of the room. I get dressed in silence, wondering if Iâm going to have bruises later.
*Â Â Â *Â Â Â *
Paul is on a vid call when I walk into his office. I probably should have knocked first, but Iâm here now, and staying will be marginally less awkward than leaving. I quietly sit down in one of the two chairs in front of his desk.
The wrinkles around Paulâs eyes and mouth make him look dignified rather than old. His gray hair reflects more light than youâd expect, looking almost silver. If he put on some weight and grew a beard, he might look like Santa Claus. With a beard and pointy hat, Merlin. With muttonchop sideburns, an eighteenth-century robber baron. Or was that the nineteenth century? Whenever people were still building railroads.
He looks the same as that first night I met him. For better or worse, heâs been the one constant thing in my life for almost a decade now. Different assignments, different partners, different objectives. But itâs always been Paul calling the shots.
I glance at the reversed vid image being projected onto the clear plexi screen rising out of his desktop. It looks like the Secretary of State.
âThis is on you, Paul,â the Secretary of State says. Thereâs no mistaking that voice. âYou said your boy could handle it.â
Paul keeps his eyes on the screen, where the camera is mounted, and gestures with his right hand, pointing at the tray on the bookshelf against the wall. I get up and pour myself a glass of water. Of course heâs already gotten the medical report from Jessica.
âHe did handle it,â Paul says. âWe successfully retrieved the item.â
âYou and I seem to have different standards for âsuccess.ââ
âWe needed Kangaroo on this operation,â Paul says. âThe item was larger than our sources indicated. Nobody else could have gotten it out of Kazakhstan as efficiently as he did.â
âWe also seem to disagree on the definition of âefficient.â He left an American body back there. And he put a Kazakh citizen in the goddamn hospital.â
Hospital. So Olâ