book is like a child. One has a ridiculous liking for oneâs own childâquite ridiculous. And thatâs all right. But seriously to think itâs better than other children, to push it, to âbackâ its being better, as you saidâthat seems to me so silly as to be almost wicked.â He shook his head sadly at the manuscript.
âOn the general principle I donât agree with you,â Mornington said. âIf your ideas are better than othersâ you ought to push them. Iâve no patience with our modern democratic modesty. How do you know the publisher you send it to is a better judge than you are? And, if he rejects it, what do you do?â
âIf I send it to all the publishers,â the Archdeacon answered, âand they all reject it, I think I should believe them. Securus iudicat , you know.â
âBut it doesnât,â Mornington said. âNot by any manner of means. The orbis terrarum has to be taught its business by the more intelligent people. It has never yet received a new idea into its chaotic mind unless imposed by force, and generally by the sword.â
He picked up the MS. and turned over the pages. ââThe Protocol and the Pact,ââ he read aloud, ââas Stages in Manâs Consciousness.â âQualities and Nationalities.â âModes of Knowledge in Christ and Their Correspondences in Mankind.â âIs the League of Nations Representative?ââ
âI gather,â he said, looking up, âthat this is at once specialist and popular. I donât for a moment suppose we shall take it, but I should like to have a look at it. May I carry it off now?â
âI think Iâd like to keep it over the week-end,â the Archdeacon answered. âThereâs a point or two I want to think over and a little Greek I want to check. Perhaps I might bring it down to you on Monday or Tuesday?â
âDo,â Mornington said. âOf course, I shanât decide. Itâll go to one of our political readers, who wonât, I should think from the chapter-headings, even begin to understand it. But bring it along by all means. Persimmonsâ list is the most muddled-up thing in London. Foxy Flossieâs Flirtations and Notes on Black Magic Considered Philosophically . But that, of course, is his father, so thereâs some excuse.â
âI thought you told me the elder Mr. Persimmons had retired,â the Vicar said.
âHe is the Evening Star,â Mornington answered. âHe cuts the glory from the grey, as it were. But he pops in a good deal so as to do it. He hovers on the horizon perpetually, and about once a fortnight lightens from the east to the west, or at least to Persimmonsâ private office. A nice enough creatureâwith a perverse inclination towards the occult.â
âIâm afraid,â the Vicar said gloomily, âthis interest in what they call the occult is growing. Itâs a result of the lack of true religion in these days and a wrong curiosity.â
âOh, wrong, do you think?â Mornington asked. âWould you say any kind of curiosity was wrong? What about Job?â
âJob?â the Archdeacon asked.
âWell, sir, I always understood that where Job scored over the three friends was in feeling a natural curiosity why all those unfortunate things happened to him. They simply put up with it, but he, so to speak, asked God what He thought He was doing.â
The Vicar shook his head. âHe was told he couldnât understand.â
âHe was taunted with not being able to understandâwhich isnât quite the same thing,â Mornington answered. âAs a mere argument thereâs something lacking perhaps, in saying to a man whoâs lost his money and his house and his family and is sitting on the dustbin, all over boils, âLook at the hippopotamus.ââ
âJob seemed to be
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