the mask is on backwards, you canât see a thing. Youâre totally blind.â
He nodded. âOh, yeah. Youâre right about that.â
âAlso, itâs not scary at all,â I said. âIt just looks stupid.â
Brad kept nodding. âYouâre right again.â
âLetâs think some more,â I said.
Brad didnât answer. He was struggling with the mask. It was still facing backward. He tugged hard with both hands and swung it around. Then he gripped it at the top of its bald, bumpy head and pulled.
âWhatâs your problem?â I asked.
He let out a groan. âIt ⦠wonât ⦠budge.â
âHuh? Just pull harder.â
He struggled and strained. I couldnât see his eyes, but I could tell he was frightened. âBrad?â
âItâs stuck,â he choked out. âHelp me. Itâs ⦠stuck to my skin. Itâs closing in on me. Lu-Ann â help! The mask ⦠Itâs strangling me!â
My heart skipped a beat. Brad sounded terrified. Like a guy in a horror movie.
He jumped to his feet, tugging and grasping and pulling at the mask with both hands.
âHelp! Ohh ⦠help!â
With a cry, I jumped up beside him and grabbed the top of the mask. I tugged with all my strength â¦
⦠and the mask slid off Bradâs face easily.
I stood there, gaping at it, holding the crumpled mask in both hands high above my head.
Brad burst out laughing. He laughed till his face turned red. âYour family sure scares easily,â he said. âYouâre a scaredy-cat like your brother.â
âShut up,â I said. I swung the mask and slapped his face with it.
That made him laugh even harder. âMaybe Iâll try that joke at Pollyâs party.â
âYou didnât scare me at all,â I said. Total lie.
âThat was just dumb. Who would believe it?â I said. âGo home, Brad. Iâll come up with something fun for the party.â
He folded the mask in his hand. âWe can scare Polly. I know we can,â he said.
âIâll keep thinking.â I walked him to the front door. I grabbed the handle and slid the door open.
And we both opened our mouths in screams of horror.
I gaped at the enormous, ugly gorilla in the doorway. It had to be eight feet tall! Shaggy brown fur. Eyes glowing red, and its big belly heaving up and down noisily.
It opened its mouth in a ferocious roar. And I ducked away as its massive arms shot out to grab me.
It took only two or three seconds to realize it was someone in a gorilla costume. But those two or three seconds were pretty frightening.
Laughing, Brad grabbed the gorillaâs head â and lifted it off its body. And there stood our friend Marcus Wright, sweat pouring down his face. âHey, itâs a hundred degrees in this thing. Did I scare you?â
âNot at all,â I said. âIn this phony costume?â
âThe costume is awesome,â Brad said, running his fingers through the arm fur. âIs that real fur?â
âI think it was made from a real gorilla,â Marcus said.
âYouâre joking,â I said.
He nodded. âYes. Iâm joking.â He wiped sweat off his forehead with the back of a gorilla paw.
âDid you really walk all the way over here in that?â Brad asked him.
Marcus lumbered into the house. He tossed the gorilla head onto the den couch. âA few cars honked at me. But no one paid much attention.â
âWhoâs here?â Mom called. She stepped into the den and squinted at Marcus. âMarcus, think you should see the doctor? It isnât normal for a twelve-year-old to grow that much hair.â
Everyone in my family is a joker. Except Mitch, of course.
Mom and Marcus teased each other about the costume for a few minutes. I went to the kitchen and got Marcus a cold drink. He looked like he was dying in there.
When he isnât a
Janwillem van de Wetering