Victorian excess at the windows couldnât block out the California sun.
âDid you know you snore, Greene?â Fresh and dewy from the shower, youâd never guess Maggie Stutzman had found a dead doctor in the ebony eddy pool the night before.
âI do not snore. What time is it?â
âTen something. You even slept through wake-up call.â She pointed at the round thing in the ceiling over the door. âWe missed the enema and the Rolfing.â
âOh damn.â Charlie almost broke her neck falling off the bed and missing the stool. âI thought the Rolfing was the cucumber yesterday.â
âIt wasnât a cucumberâit just looked like one.â
âFelt like two.â
They actually both laughed at the same timeâat the same thing. That hadnât happened in months. âThe cucumber we get in the garden salad for lunch. Showerâs all yours.â
According to the abundant literature deposited about the place, the Sea Spa at the Marina del Sol had been built originally as a private home, bankrupted the owners before it was finished, became a rambling hotel which didnât make it either, and had been turned into a spa. With the change in direction, concepts, architects, owners, contractors and fortunes the end result was a warren of cottages, footpaths, and gardens outsideâdifferent uses than intended inside. The parts were generally lovely, the whole confusing.
An example was their bathroom. It would have been a triangle but for one corner which was elongated for no discernable purpose. Quality tile and ornate appointments, an overlarge shower, marble pedestal sink, tiered rack for towels and makeup kits, pedestal stool, and this oblong end that held an out-of-place full length wood-framed mirror on a platform and uprights and trunnions so it could tilt. So you could watch yourself do things you seriously did not want to see yourself doing, but couldnât get away far enough to see things you might like to check outâsuch as what your hair and outfit might look like to those behind you.
Basking under the hot pelt of the water and the aroma of lavender shower gel dispensed from a purple thing attached to the tile, Charlie considered the fact that one of the reasons her friendship with Maggie had been so successful was that they both seemed to sense how hard to push and when to back off. And they rarely had to say âIâm sorry,â an inbred female habit. So, when she was toweled and dressed, she didnât ask all the questions trying to burst her brain, just followed Maggie down to the dining room for a cup of hot ship bilge which they carried out onto the deck and the crime scene. The tape was down, the eddies stilled, and out the windowâthe surf was up.
âDo you remember last night?â
âSome of it. Dr. Judyâs skirt sort of ballooned like air had gotten trapped under it in back. Her hair floated higher than she did. Probably the Jacuzzi bubbles. I donât remember blood but that doesnât mean there wasnât any. I slept so good last night. Charlie, Iâm not even hungry.â
âYou donât crave anything?â
âOnly one. Chocolate.â
âHave you had your pills?â
âCaroline VanZant took the whole sack of them with her. And I slept so good.â Maggieâs tears ran down her face anyway.
âWhat?â
âI donât know. Iâm not even sad. Iâm glad Iâm here. I think Iâll get help here, Charlie.â
Charlie sure hoped so. How could life get so bad you wanted to be deprived? Dead maybe, butââMaybe you can get your enema this afternoon.â
Five
Caroline VanZant bustled out with her own cup of bilge and two pills for Maggie. âNow listen, Iâve talked to three doctors, one of them yours, listed the medications youâve been taking and the problems youâre having. The only thing all agreed on was the