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picked up a spoonful of sheep liver and was about to fling it. Wolf, Dodge, and I hastily vacated the table before insults weren’t the only things being hurled by the villainesses.
    â€œSo what are we doing tonight?” asked Wolf, panting and scratching behind his furry ear.
    â€œGiving you a flea bath,” I said.
    Wolf stopped scratching and growled. “I’m serious.”
    â€œI dunno. I really should finish my doomsday device,” I said. “It’s due tomorrow.”
    â€œOh c’mon, Drexler. You’ve got loads of time,” said Dodge. “Let’s do something fun.”
    â€œDid I hear someone say ‘fun’?” asked Ileana as she caught up with us. She had the newsparchment tucked under her arm and a stain on her dress that looked suspiciously like sheep liver.
    â€œWe’re trying to think of something to do tonight,” said Wolf Junior.
    â€œI know! Let’s have a party,” said Ileana.
    â€œYou’re not having a party without me!” said Jez, running after us. She had a stain on her dress, too. Only it was a lot bigger than Ileana’s.
    â€œWhere are we going to have a party, exactly?” I asked.
    â€œRune! What about the secret passage my mother showed us?” said Ileana.
    â€œWhat secret passage?” asked Dodge. “Does it lead to Dreadthorn’s office?”
    â€œNo, why would you think that?” I asked.
    â€œOh,” he said with a shrug, “I dunno. He just, you know, seems like the type who would creep around in secret passages.”
    We explained to the others about the passage behind the Great Clock. I’d been using it as a shortcut to the dragon dungeons ever since Queen Catalina had showed it to us. Everyone agreed it sounded like a great idea. We all promised to bring something to eat. Then we talked about entertainment.
    â€œWho has some games?” I asked, rubbing my hands together. A party was starting to sound like fun.
    â€œI’ve got Conopoly,” said Jez.
    â€œAnd I’ve got Shoots and Slaughters,” I said.
    â€œI’ve got Commandy Land,” said Ileana. “My mom just bought it for me.”
    â€œThat’s a baby game,” said Jezebel.
    â€œYou have sheep liver in your hair,” said Ileana.
    â€œYou have ugly on your face,” said Jez, leaning toward the princess and balling her pale hand into a fist.
    â€œOkay!” I said, stepping between the villainesses. “We’ll all meet after last period by the Great Clock.”
    After the last class, I dashed back to my dorm, tossed a few fire ants to Eye of Newt, and threw a couple games in my dragonskin pack. Then I made my way to the kitchens, where I’d told Dodge to meet me.
    â€œOkay,” I said when I saw him. “I’ll distract Cook while you grab some grub.”
    Cook was the gnarled old pirate in charge of feeding all us villains. He was big and beefy, with lots of tattoos and only one eye. But one was enough.
    â€œCan’t you just hex him or something?” asked Dodge, sounding impatient. I noticed he had been getting more and more irritable since he’d arrived. I figured maybe he was just anxious to
prove himself
and get back to Morgana’s school.
    â€œUh, no! Have you
seen
Cook? We do
not
want to get on his bad side!”
    I went over the plan, then Dodge hid behind a door while I lured Cook into the corridor.
    â€œI’m sure there was a crocodile in the hall,” I said. Cook had a vendetta for crocodiles; apparently one ate his cousin’s hand or something.
    â€œAn’ just how did a croc get inter the school, eh?” he asked, following me out of the kitchen. Behind him, Dodge slipped around the doorway.
    â€œUm, I dunno,” I said, trying not to let my eyes flicker to the kitchen door. “Maybe somebody conjured it up in Spelling class?”
    â€œAre ye pullin’ me leg? Ye know what ’appens to